Bpd + Adhd Culture Is Crying, But You Suddenly Remember Something Funny And Start To Laugh. Then Getting

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Im afraid thats what going to the doctor is for

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES FOR THE WIN BABYYYY

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

An amazing apology from the archives

“When we were introduced, I held in one hand a gin and tonic and in the other several salted almonds, which, when I realized our handshake was imminent, I tossed into my mouth carelessly, to free the obligatory hand; my behavior inmediately after that may have seemed strange: a silent nod, averted rolling eyes, a broken greeting. I was choking on the almonds. It was nothing personal”

Going to add lore to my little story

Going to make it so if you want to sacrifice a person, you need their permission, but if the person is a parent with a still living child (direct child, not step) the child can give permission for their parent/s to be sacrificed to the gods.

Only works with mothers/father and son/daughters

Your niece cant give your soul to the gods unfortunately and neither can your granchild

But your direct kid can

✨️A conversation i just heard✨️

My friend: YOU STEPPED ON SNAILS AND LAUGHED

Her brother: I DIDNT STEP ON THEM

Mf: YES YOU DID!!

Hb: I DIDNT CRUSH THEM!!! .... THE SUN DID!!

Aspec representation is important because kids are still told in health class that everyone feels attraction

Aspec representation is important because somewhere in the world there’s a 12 year old crying because they feel broken

Aspec representation is important because I still get told “that’s not real” when I come out

Aspec representation is important because people still think the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for ally

Aspec representation is important because everyone deserves to see someone like them on screen

Aspec representation is important because people still think that asexual and aromantic are the same thing

Aspec representation is important

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.