Arthurdac - Hello!! How Are You Today?

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

If you're someone who sells something with essential/herbal oils in it, and the only thing that is letting onto the fact that you're selling something with essential/herbal oils in it is a little lable of "includes other essential/herbal oils" WITHOUT SAYING WHICH ONES

I hate you <3

And by that, i mean like, on the front of the box, where everyone looks. Like, i assume you have to put all the oils you use in the ingredient list of course, but like, who really reads those? (I say this disregarding the people who to check due to medical issues or preferences and the people who go to the restroom without their phone and decide to read the nearest object's labels because those are the only two times/circumstances i can see people actually reading ingredient lists)

Because i assume that i am NOT the only person who just goes "oh, this looks cool. Loving the art on it. Ill get it and see how badly it fucks up my skin/body!"

"I love knowing what's going on in your head please never stop" marry me pretty pretty please

Doing this bc omg, I love filling things out! Thank you OP!

Colors!

- yellows, oranges, red, greens, blues, pinks, everything except a few purples :)

Animals!

- red pandas, rabbits, corvids, deer, and horses!

Plants!

-tomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoesto

Motifs/Patterns/Aesthetics!

- yes :)

Scents!

- mens cologne and forests

Flavors!

- teas, artificial strawberry, artificial grape (fight me), mango, potato bread, and soups!

Snacks!

- entirely depends on mood, unfortunately. In general, fruit snacks, nutrigrain fruit bars, crackers, nuts and dried fruits.

Beverages!

-juicejuocejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuic

Hobbies!

- yarn work, wood carving, coloring with colored pencils (has to be prismacolor), drawing on my computer, reading webcomics

Things to collect!

- tea sets, antique pieces (picky), antique clothes (picky), cups, spoons (not the decorative ones, i just like collecting different spoons)

Show/Movie/Book etc!

- I have to watch shows and movies with another person to be interested (body doubling yippee!) But i love love love going and watching new movies in theaters! And the only books I'll ever read again in this whole wide world would be The Secret Life Of Bees or The Outsiders

@1-800-fxck-boy you have to do one too now

- Jeremiah (hi im new! Well not new, but I finally remembered my name! Yippee!)

was closing out tabs & i found this Favorites Questionnaire i started putting together in the interest of Making It Easier To Find Random Little Things For People (in terms of gift giving, post sending, etc). fill it out so people can find random little things for you with ease

Colors

Animals

Plants

Motifs/Patterns/Aesthetics

Scents

Flavors

Snacks

Beverages

Hobbies

Things to Collect

Show/Movie/Book/Etc

One day, ill be grown

And ill be on my own

One day, ill stand there

Infront of warm air

A lovely little window

Oak, pinecone, willow

They will sway and sing

With all the might of spring

One day ill be grown

And i wont be alone

Ill sit with you

And sip warm brew

Hand in hand

Nothing in the land

Would be lovelier

✨️A conversation i just heard✨️

My friend: YOU STEPPED ON SNAILS AND LAUGHED

Her brother: I DIDNT STEP ON THEM

Mf: YES YOU DID!!

Hb: I DIDNT CRUSH THEM!!! .... THE SUN DID!!

I actually really love having carpet because FUCK touching hardwood floors in the morning. I need my stim carpet so i can rub my feet on it like a todler and wake up.

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time