Seeing Straight Men Be Disgusted By Booktok Smut Recommenders Has Actually Radicalized Me To The Side

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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2 months ago
I Have An Idea That All Of Them Can Be Happy
I Have An Idea That All Of Them Can Be Happy
I Have An Idea That All Of Them Can Be Happy
I Have An Idea That All Of Them Can Be Happy

I have an idea that all of them can be happy


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1 month ago
I Will Not Be Constrained By Made Up Societal Rules Like “drawing In The Lines”

i will not be constrained by made up societal rules like “drawing in the lines”

also hopefully the quality doesnt getting destroyed and this stays readable


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1 month ago

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.


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1 month ago
Oh...oh This....this Is Insane I'm Literally Shaking
Oh...oh This....this Is Insane I'm Literally Shaking

oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking

2 months ago

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

1 month ago

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

1 month ago

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

1 month ago

Thinking about FiddleStan being a married couple with +25 years together. The inhabitants of Gravity Falls only know that they're a couple because of their symbolic rings and because they live together, because they don't show physical affection in public...

... Except for the police.

It's not unusual for the police to occasionally arrest Stan or Fiddleford, but when they're arrested together, it's best that they don't ride together in the back of the police car. They don't kiss in public, but they will put on a show like they are hormonal teenagers just to annoy and annoy the police officers on duty.


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4 weeks ago

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

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asadwriter - Whymsical writer incarnate
Whymsical writer incarnate

I am the amalgamation of all the characters that I've ever considered even remotely cool

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