Wait Wait Wait, So You're Telling Me, That Not Only Did Stan Win The Tumblr Sexyman Contest On Weed Day,

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

I'm currently writing a lesbian pirate au of Sally face (it was kind of inspired by alabaster's au) and why tf did I make Travis a yearner.

My girl needs to write a poem (a scandalous one since it's a bit of a smut fic maybe), so that means that I have to write one.

This is the representation of how I feel writing the poem. (I love writing poetry occasionally, but I don't really do rhymes or follow a metric scheme so they turn out kinda shitty)

party grunkles

a treasure found antiquing today

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Sally Face (Video Games) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Sal Fisher/Travis Phelps, Ashley Campbell & Sal Fisher & Larry Johnson & Todd Morrison, Sal Fisher & Travis Phelps, Neil Douglas/Todd Morrison, Chug Cohen/Maple Cohen Characters: Sal Fisher, Travis Phelps, Larry Johnson, Ashley Campbell (Sally Face), Todd Morrison, Chug Cohen, Maple Cohen, Madeline Phelps, Mary Phelps (Sally Face) Additional Tags: Travis Phelps Needs a Hug, Travis Phelps Needs Therapy, Travis Phelps is Bad at Feelings, Travis Phelps Has PTSD, Sal Fisher Has PTSD, Travis Phelps Has Religious Trauma, Travis Phelps is an idiot most of the time, let the local grop of teens fix everything, Abuse of Authority, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Abusive Kenneth Phelps, Kenneth Phelps Being an Asshole, Misogyny, Horror, Body Horror, Autistic Travis Phelps, not really mentioned openly but he is, Travis' freaky eye, Travis Phelps Being an Asshole, he needs time to get better, even when he gets better, he still gets to be a dick as a treat, My First AO3 Post, discussions of brainwashing and cult-like behaviour Summary:

Travis is in that awkward stage of life where you need to figure out your self, but it seems that he can't have it easy. Between trying to not die at the hands of his father, manage a job, try to also not let his sisters suffer like he does and manage a whole new friendship his life is very much full; but obviously he can't seem to catch a break.

Or alternatively Travis is a witch and can't figure out how seeing ghosts might help him.

i will not be constrained by made up societal rules like “drawing in the lines”

also hopefully the quality doesnt getting destroyed and this stays readable

Sometimes I forget that I can write just for my own enjoyment, and that's what makes writing fun.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking