Party Grunkles

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

I have an idea that all of them can be happy

when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:

writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type

writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

hello sally face fandom. today i bring you: losers and a guy who's committed countless murders I Guess

Thinking about FiddleStan being a married couple with +25 years together. The inhabitants of Gravity Falls only know that they're a couple because of their symbolic rings and because they live together, because they don't show physical affection in public...

... Except for the police.

It's not unusual for the police to occasionally arrest Stan or Fiddleford, but when they're arrested together, it's best that they don't ride together in the back of the police car. They don't kiss in public, but they will put on a show like they are hormonal teenagers just to annoy and annoy the police officers on duty.

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen