asadwriter
I am the amalgamation of all the characters that I've ever considered even remotely cool
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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.
ambiguous mental illness ❌️
my curse #MyCurse ✅️
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I'm currently writing a lesbian pirate au of Sally face (it was kind of inspired by alabaster's au) and why tf did I make Travis a yearner.
My girl needs to write a poem (a scandalous one since it's a bit of a smut fic maybe), so that means that I have to write one.
This is the representation of how I feel writing the poem. (I love writing poetry occasionally, but I don't really do rhymes or follow a metric scheme so they turn out kinda shitty)
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Sally Face (Video Games) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Sal Fisher/Travis Phelps, Ashley Campbell & Sal Fisher & Larry Johnson & Todd Morrison, Sal Fisher & Travis Phelps, Neil Douglas/Todd Morrison, Chug Cohen/Maple Cohen Characters: Sal Fisher, Travis Phelps, Larry Johnson, Ashley Campbell (Sally Face), Todd Morrison, Chug Cohen, Maple Cohen, Madeline Phelps, Mary Phelps (Sally Face) Additional Tags: Travis Phelps Needs a Hug, Travis Phelps Needs Therapy, Travis Phelps is Bad at Feelings, Travis Phelps Has PTSD, Sal Fisher Has PTSD, Travis Phelps Has Religious Trauma, Travis Phelps is an idiot most of the time, let the local grop of teens fix everything, Abuse of Authority, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Abusive Kenneth Phelps, Kenneth Phelps Being an Asshole, Misogyny, Horror, Body Horror, Autistic Travis Phelps, not really mentioned openly but he is, Travis' freaky eye, Travis Phelps Being an Asshole, he needs time to get better, even when he gets better, he still gets to be a dick as a treat, My First AO3 Post, discussions of brainwashing and cult-like behaviour Summary:
Travis is in that awkward stage of life where you need to figure out your self, but it seems that he can't have it easy. Between trying to not die at the hands of his father, manage a job, try to also not let his sisters suffer like he does and manage a whole new friendship his life is very much full; but obviously he can't seem to catch a break.
Or alternatively Travis is a witch and can't figure out how seeing ghosts might help him.
These are so awesome omg
Professor Ford AU - Ratemyprofessor reviews
PLEASE check out the original post by the genius @jellybeanjo and the insanely funny replies made by everyone. Genuinely one of the best gf posts ever made.
Reblogs by @jellybeanjo, @aroace-get-out-of-my-face, @coldbronzemoon and myself :D
i will not be constrained by made up societal rules like “drawing in the lines”
also hopefully the quality doesnt getting destroyed and this stays readable
thats my fat old man!!
context: @sexyman-contest-2025
lets come to a unanimous decision
Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!
a treasure found antiquing today
Sometimes I forget that I can write just for my own enjoyment, and that's what makes writing fun.
Thinking about FiddleStan being a married couple with +25 years together. The inhabitants of Gravity Falls only know that they're a couple because of their symbolic rings and because they live together, because they don't show physical affection in public...
... Except for the police.
It's not unusual for the police to occasionally arrest Stan or Fiddleford, but when they're arrested together, it's best that they don't ride together in the back of the police car. They don't kiss in public, but they will put on a show like they are hormonal teenagers just to annoy and annoy the police officers on duty.
oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking
Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
I didn't censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
hello sally face fandom. today i bring you: losers and a guy who's committed countless murders I Guess
when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:
writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type
writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type
The visions got so strong I had to put them on paper
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented
being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you
"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
Eating cereal for dinner.
Feeling devious
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
Behold; The Mystery Cheeks