Behold; The Mystery Cheeks

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Fiddlefreak and Spam

oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking

Puppy taur....... I love this thing

party grunkles

Hello I was super inspired so I decided that for my first post on Tumblr I will unleash my finest doodles.

Mind you I am still learning anatomy so it might be shit but yeah lol.

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

lets come to a unanimous decision