Hello I Was Super Inspired So I Decided That For My First Post On Tumblr I Will Unleash My Finest Doodles.

Behold; The Mystery Cheeks

hello sally face fandom. today i bring you: losers and a guy who's committed countless murders I Guess

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

a treasure found antiquing today

lets come to a unanimous decision

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

Sometimes I forget that I can write just for my own enjoyment, and that's what makes writing fun.

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen