Bro Why Did You Censor The Snake's Cloaca On The Snake Anatomy Post??? It's A Snake?

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

my billford abortion fanart

ambiguous mental illness ❌️

my curse #MyCurse ✅️

I'm currently writing a lesbian pirate au of Sally face (it was kind of inspired by alabaster's au) and why tf did I make Travis a yearner.

My girl needs to write a poem (a scandalous one since it's a bit of a smut fic maybe), so that means that I have to write one.

This is the representation of how I feel writing the poem. (I love writing poetry occasionally, but I don't really do rhymes or follow a metric scheme so they turn out kinda shitty)

Eating cereal for dinner.

Feeling devious