WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

Fiddlefreak and Spam

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

Behold; The Mystery Cheeks

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

ambiguous mental illness ❌️

my curse #MyCurse ✅️

Thinking about FiddleStan being a married couple with +25 years together. The inhabitants of Gravity Falls only know that they're a couple because of their symbolic rings and because they live together, because they don't show physical affection in public...

... Except for the police.

It's not unusual for the police to occasionally arrest Stan or Fiddleford, but when they're arrested together, it's best that they don't ride together in the back of the police car. They don't kiss in public, but they will put on a show like they are hormonal teenagers just to annoy and annoy the police officers on duty.

I have an idea that all of them can be happy

Little Mabel doodle from class