Asadwriter - Whymsical Writer Incarnate

Thinking about FiddleStan being a married couple with +25 years together. The inhabitants of Gravity Falls only know that they're a couple because of their symbolic rings and because they live together, because they don't show physical affection in public...

... Except for the police.

It's not unusual for the police to occasionally arrest Stan or Fiddleford, but when they're arrested together, it's best that they don't ride together in the back of the police car. They don't kiss in public, but they will put on a show like they are hormonal teenagers just to annoy and annoy the police officers on duty.

my billford abortion fanart

I have an idea that all of them can be happy

??????????

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

a treasure found antiquing today

oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking

The visions got so strong I had to put them on paper

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors