House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
i will not be constrained by made up societal rules like “drawing in the lines”
also hopefully the quality doesnt getting destroyed and this stays readable
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes
Puppy taur....... I love this thing
Hello I was super inspired so I decided that for my first post on Tumblr I will unleash my finest doodles.
Mind you I am still learning anatomy so it might be shit but yeah lol.
WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t
Sometimes I forget that I can write just for my own enjoyment, and that's what makes writing fun.
I am the amalgamation of all the characters that I've ever considered even remotely cool
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