The world found out in the quietest, most intimate way possible.
No live stream.
No statement.
Just a photo.
Posted to Hawks’ official social media, it was timestamped at 2:17 AM.
The image was simple — raw and honest. A newborn baby lay peacefully in a clear hospital bassinet, swaddled in a pale cream blanket, her tiny hand peeking out just enough to show the faintest hint of a feather-soft birthmark on her wrist.
The hospital tag on her ankle read:
Takami, Soraya
DOB: April 8th, 2:03 AM
Perched on the edge of the bassinet was one single crimson feather — unmistakably Hawks’.
No faces. No filters.
Just a baby, a feather, and the beginning of everything.
The caption read:
> “Welcome to the world, little bird.
Born strong, born free.
#SorayaTakami #OurGreatestFlight”
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Hours Earlier…
You were exhausted, glowing with post-birth adrenaline and relief, curled up in the hospital bed with Soraya asleep in your arms. Keigo stood nearby, looking down at you both like he couldn’t believe this was real.
“She’s perfect,” he whispered, brushing a kiss to your forehead.
You smiled sleepily. “You say that like it’s surprising.”
He chuckled. “I knew she'd be beautiful if she looked like you. But I didn’t expect her to already have my pout when she’s hungry.”
You laughed softly, then watched as he slowly walked over to the bassinet. Carefully, reverently, he placed one of his feathers beside her — not for show, not for symbolism.
But to protect.
He stepped back and lifted his phone, hesitating.
“You think… it’s time?” he asked, golden eyes uncertain. “Not for attention. Just… to share her.”
You nodded. “If you’re ready, I’m ready.”
He smiled, the kind of smile only you ever got to see — pure, unguarded, full of love. Then he snapped the photo and sat down beside you, your fingers threading together.
“I never thought I’d care this much about a post,” he whispered.
“Because it’s not a post,” you replied. “It’s a piece of her story.”
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Moments Later, Online…
Trending Tags:
#SorayaTakami
#BabyBird
#HawksFirstFlight
#HeroDad
Fans were stunned.
The feather. The name. The stillness of the moment. It wasn’t loud or flashy — it was Hawks, but stripped down to his core: a man who had spent his life flying solo, finally grounded by love.
Even fellow heroes responded:
Best Jeanist: “Fashionably wrapped and absolutely precious.”
Fat Gum: “Protect her at all costs. Congrats, featherhead.”
Mt. Lady: “I’m not crying. You’re crying.”
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Back in the Hospital Room…
Keigo turned off his phone and climbed into bed beside you, careful not to wake the baby in your arms.
“Think she knows she already changed the world?”
You looked down at Soraya’s tiny, sleeping face.
“She changed ours first.”
Keigo smiled, resting his forehead to yours. “She’s our best flight yet.”
Genre: fluff
AGED UP AU!
(I didn't write so much bc i didn't have ideas and I was tired XD)
-Actually fainted when you told him the news, you had to stop him from short-circuiting three times.
-Will do his best to make you laugh during your hard times into your pregnancy and will not tolerate to see you sad.
-will talk to your belly whenever he gets the chance, you sometimes wake up to him talking to your stomach
-when you have morning sickness he will sprint out of the bed and into the bathroom to comfort you.
-He loves to make cute little nicknames for you, himself, and the unborn baby, he will call you his sea and calls himself men (yall get it? lmao) and calls the baby the result.
-You both agreed on having a water birth at home bc that was how your mom had you (in this au)
-When yall went to a doctors appointment he was really excited to know the gender, but later yall found out you was having twins. You swear you've never seen him smile so much since you got married.
-The day your water broke he was a pacing akward mess, he checked up on you every 5 second and made sure you were okay.
-You leggit almost put a curse on that poor boy when you were nearing 10 centimeters, even if denki was a hero and he'd fight dangerous villains and that stuff you'd never seen him so scared before (XD)
-When it came to pushing he held your hand the hardest he could, he promised you could squeeze his hand as hard you could. But only in a few minute's he was a whining mess about how you were breaking his bones
-When you two heard the twins cry for the first time he was a laughing mess while you were a crying mess, you got two sons.
-the firstborn son was named hiro and the other one was named mio, denki was the first one to hold them (Bc he had your permission ofc)
-Even tho he was awfully in love with his sons and would offer everything for them, they bit. And not even a little, it was like they were born as a wild animal.
-But even if the babies bit, shat, hit each other, cried at night keeping yall up the whole night and cried nonstop.
-He still loved them.
-100% cried when you told him the news, he called everyone he knew and told them the amazing news.
-Always has his hand on your belly, even when it was flat.
-He will always lay in bed with you and blabber about everything he wants to happen (for example, having a girl, the baby being healthy, etc)
-When you had the baby it was the happiest day of his life, and as he wished for, he got a baby girl (not that he wouldn't mind a boy)
-you ended up on naming the baby ria.
-Always has his baby girls in his lap, he will carry ria in his arm and have you in his lap while stroking rias small head with tufts of hair.
-His mother's always comes and visits to help you out with ria when kirishima is out working.
-When you leave kirishima alone with ria she does not want to get feed with a bottle or that formula that tastes ass, she would much rather suck on kirishima's finger til you come home (even though kirishima has tried to feed her multiple times she still does it)
-When Ria turns the age where babies walk he can not say no to those adorable red eyes staring at him. He was a rich pro hero, so why not use it?
-He gets emotional when ria turns 8, he thinks about all the times when she was a baby and always looks throught the baby book of her when she was little, atleast two times a day.
-In the end he asks you for another child, since ria often gets "bored" and she "said" that she wanted a sibling (he completely made it up)
-You often wonder where ria gets her pouting from, when you remember that kirishima Ejirou is your husband.
-You still love them tho.
-Is completly horrified when you told him you were pregnant with his child, he was afraid that he would be a bad dad and that he would do something wrong. It took you so many hours to reassure him that everything would be fine.
-After he began having more confidence about being a dad he bragged. He bragged about how he was the first in his class to have a child, how lucky he was and that stuff.
-His mom, mitsuki will literally barge into his house just to ignore his yelling and going straight to you to check up on you.
-When you're in your second trimester you have really bad mood swings, you will literally threaten him with a knife from the kitchen and he will just be standing a few feet away from you like🧍♂️
-At night when you have cravings he will grumble about how he will not get you ice cream in the middle of the night, when 5 minutes later he will go into the nearest store. (he loves you and you know it🤭)
-At night he WILL have his head on your belly while you're sleeping, listening for the babys heartbeat and movements. (He will always deny it if you catch him)
-One random night your water suddenly broke, you woke up panicked. Beside you was bakugo sleeping, his loud snores very loud (his father roots already showing)
-It. Took. You. Thirty. Fucking. Minutes. To. Wake. That. Bitch. Up.
-You shook his shoulders fast for about 30 minutes before he stirled in his sleep, after not so long he woke up groggily asking what was wrong.
-when you told him his eyes widened and his mouth opened as wide as it could. He was quick out of the bed and grabbing the hospital bag while being careful not to stress you out more than you already were.
-you got in the car and he drove to the hospital, his eyes quickly darting to you a few times. When you arrived he picked you up bridal style and walked right in the doors.
-Nurses gathered around you and walked you to a room where they sat you down and got you comfortable.
•timeskip to when you got the baby bc I'm too lazy to write and + I'm tired•
-when he first saw the baby he couldn't belive his eyes, it looked exactly like him, and brhaved like him too
-The baby locked eyes with her dad, looked him up and down before rolling her eyes and finishing it with a little scowl.
-That was when he knew she was his
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The delivery room was under siege—and it wasn’t the contractions causing the most damage.
It was you.
Sweat poured down your face, hair plastered to your forehead, and your legs were in the stirrups as another contraction tore through you like a freight train. And yet, somehow, the loudest thing in the room wasn’t the screaming.
It was you roasting the father of your child.
“Don’t forget to breathe,” Katsuki said from your side, face pale and panicked.
Your head whipped toward him like a possessed demon.
“BREATHE?! If you tell me to breathe one more time, I’ll shove this IV stand so far up your ass you’ll be dripping saline for a week!”
A nurse dropped her pen. Another subtly ducked behind the heart monitor.
Mitsuki, to her credit, stepped in like a seasoned soldier. “Sweetheart, I know it hurts, but you’re strong—”
“STRONG? STRONG?! You gave birth to this walking anger issue and you survived, so I’m guessing your pain tolerance is WAY higher than mine!”
Bakugo flinched. “Oi! I’m right here!”
“Unfortunately!”
The doctor glanced between you and Bakugo, hesitant. “She’s... crowning.”
You gritted your teeth and let out a guttural scream. “OF COURSE SHE IS, I CAN FEEL MY ENTIRE BODY RIPPING OPEN LIKE A BAD ZIPPER—AND THIS IDIOT WON’T STOP TALKING!”
Bakugo looked like he wanted to disappear. “I’m just trying to be supportive!”
“Supportive?! You flinched when I said I wanted pickles and ice cream at the same time—now you wanna be Father of the Year?!”
One of the nurses whispered to another, “I’ve never seen a grown man look so... emotionally injured.”
The baby was almost there. The doctor guided you through another push.
“You can do this!” Mitsuki cheered.
“Don’t cheer like it’s the f***ing sports festival!”
Another push.
“Almost there!” Katsuki said, leaning over you.
“If you say one more cliché, I will personally ensure this baby is the LAST ONE YOU EVER MAKE!”
“...Yes ma’am.”
Finally, a tiny, furious wail filled the room.
The tension evaporated. You fell back, panting and drenched, while the doctor held up your son.
“It’s a boy!” they announced.
Katsuki stood frozen, staring down at the tiny red-faced infant as if he’d just witnessed God. “He’s... mine?”
You turned your head slowly, narrowing your eyes. “Yeah, congratulations, Captain Genetics.”
Mitsuki laughed. “Well, if he screams like that already, he’s definitely a Bakugo.”
You groaned. “Poor kid.”
Bakugo leaned down and pressed his forehead to yours. “You were badass.”
You cracked a tired grin. “Damn right I was. Next time you push the kid out.”
The nurses agreed silently: they’d never forget this day.
And they would never speak during a Bakugo birth again.
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Setting: Rengoku Home – 3:12 AM
The house was quiet. Dark. Peaceful.
Until it wasn’t.
A sharp, angry wail split the silence, and Kyojuro shot upright like he’d been summoned to war.
“I’ve got her!” he declared in a whisper-yell, nearly tripping on his own haori as he dashed toward the nursery.
You groaned from bed, half-asleep. “Kyo… it’s okay, I can—”
“No, no, my love! You rest! I am on official flame father duty!”
Inside the nursery, Kyojuro approached the tiny crib with reverence and absolute panic.
“Hello, my little night torch,” he whispered, lifting her up gently. “What a powerful scream! So strong! So bold!”
She responded by immediately peeing on his hand.
“…A glorious gift,” he muttered through gritted teeth.
One chaotic diaper change later, he was staring at a pair of socks.
Tiny, pink, ruffled socks.
He held one up like it was made of ancient magic. “Look at this. Her entire foot fits in the palm of my hand,” he whispered, eyes wide.
Then, softly, like the weight of it had just landed on him: “She’s so small. How can someone this small take up so much of my heart?”
She sneezed.
He gasped. “Bless you, fiery bean!”
The sock dropped. He forgot it entirely.
Instead, he cradled her close, pacing the room with exaggerated care. “When you are older, I will teach you about the stars, and the way maple leaves change, and how to roast the perfect sweet potato.”
She blinked at him. Yawned. Then spit up on his shoulder.
He didn’t even flinch. Just sighed dreamily. “You are perfection.”
By the time you shuffled to the doorway in your robe, you found him sitting in the rocking chair, baby asleep on his chest, one sock still missing, his hair a disaster.
You smiled. “Flame father duty going well?”
He gave you a dazed, radiant smile. “I would die for her.”
“…You’re covered in pee.”
“And I would die again.”
hii, can I request a katsuki x reader. where the reader is always sleeping but still keeps up with everyone/thing.
Hii! Absolutely, that sounds like a super cute and fun dynamic—lazy but secretly competent reader♡
Katsuki Bakugou didn’t understand how you did it.
Every time he turned around, you were curled up somewhere: on the common room couch, under a shady tree, in a sunny patch on the roof, halfway under a desk in class—you were like some kind of professional napper. The class had started placing bets on how many hours of the day you'd spend asleep.
What baffled him the most, though, was that you somehow never fell behind.
He’d catch you with your head down during strategy lessons, but when Aizawa asked you a question, you'd snap awake and answer it perfectly, eyes half-lidded like you were still halfway in a dream. You aced surprise pop quizzes. You dodged blows like you had precognitive reflexes. You turned in reports early.
And it infuriated him.
“How the hell do you know what’s going on when you’re always passed the fuck out?” he snapped one day, as you blinked slowly up at him from the dorm lounge sofa, still wrapped like a burrito in your blanket.
“Hmm?” you mumbled, voice thick with sleep. “I’ve got good ears… and Denki talks so loud.”
He stared at you, jaw tight. “That’s it?”
You yawned, then smiled lazily. “Also, I listen when I’m asleep.”
“That’s not a real thing.”
“Is for me,” you murmured, then gave a little stretch that somehow annoyed and fascinated him at the same time. “You worried I’ll surpass you in my dreams, Bakugou?”
His eye twitched. “I’ll blow you to hell in your dreams if you keep talkin’ like that.”
You chuckled and rolled over, pulling the blanket higher. “Cool. Just wake me up first.”
That damn smirk stayed in his head the rest of the day. And the next. And maybe a few after that.
Can you make a story like the one where Mitsuki walked in on reader and Katsuki? <33
Pairing: Bakugo Katsuki x Reader
Rating: Spicy / NSFW themes (18+) / Humor / Mild embarrassment
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The second his bedroom door slammed shut behind you, Katsuki’s lips were already on yours — all heat and hunger, like he’d been starving all day and you were the only thing on the menu.
“God, I needed this,” he growled against your mouth, hands gripping your hips like you’d disappear if he let go. His body was hot — hotter than usual — like he was running on adrenaline and teenage testosterone.
“You’re so impatient,” you whispered, breathless already as he pushed you back toward his bed.
“You wore that fuckin’ skirt on purpose.”
You smiled, smug. “Maybe.”
He groaned, dragging your bottom lip between his teeth. One hand slipped under your shirt, calloused fingers brushing your bare skin. You barely made it to the edge of the bed before he practically tackled you onto it, his mouth never leaving yours for more than a second.
His weight, his heat, the way he kissed you like he had something to prove — it had your heart pounding and thighs clenching.
“You know how much I’ve thought about this today?” he muttered, voice low and rough as his mouth trailed down your neck. “Couldn’t even focus in training. Fuckin’ Deku almost got a hit in.”
“Oh no,” you teased. “Not Deku.”
He growled and bit your collarbone just hard enough to make you gasp. “You’re such a brat.”
Your laugh turned into a soft moan when his hand slid up your thigh, under your skirt, fingers teasing the edge of your underwear. “Look who’s talk—”
The door burst open.
“Katsuki, dinner’s—”
Mitsuki Bakugo’s voice cut off mid-sentence.
You froze. Katsuki froze.
“OH MY GOD.”
A beat.
Then:
“MOM, GET OUT!”
Mitsuki was already turning on her heel, shrieking down the hallway. “MASARU! YOUR SON IS DEFILING SOMEONE’S CHILD IN HIS ROOM!”
“Oh my god,” you whispered, mortified, trying to pull your shirt back down and find where the hell your dignity went.
Katsuki looked like he wanted to die. Or explode the entire house. Possibly both.
“I’m gonna burn this whole fuckin’ place to the ground.”
I've currently finished a series featuring fem reader x kirishima, it's about 6 chapters♡
(Not my GIF!)
Warnings// Self harm, (kind of detailed) not good English, mentions of throwing up and ED, anxiety user and maybe some harsh words, reader talking bad about themselves and maybe some angst if the actions in this isn't.
Sorry if this was written dryly, XD but I'm not so good at writing stories, i just have the storyline in my head, and I know what I should write and what it's abt, but then my head completly shuts down and i forget how to write XD
Might write a part two
SORRY FOR TAKING SO MUCH TIME TO MAKE THIS
This story is probably short bc it' my first time writing on here, but I will make my other fucs longer
I think that's all, but please comment if I missed something and I'll put it in the warnings:) English is not my first language so be aware for some typos. This will probably be verg detailed and i might use a few words many times after each other but, without further ado let's get into it
Also, to those who are suffering from any of these I want you to know that i support you, ive also had a past with self harm and you're strong and my messages will always be open if you would like to chat, I don't judge and I will comfort you in the best way possible 💗
(This was a request from my sister)
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You grunted as the hard and big sharp blade pierced and dragged down your arm multiple time's, blood trickling down all the way to the bottom as you heard the drops of blood hit the ground. Your breath was uneven and your hands and whole body shok, probably because of the sharp object injected into your skin. You didn't know why you did it, but it just felt right.
A few moments passed before you walked towards the bathroom to wash of the remains of the blood on the blade, the bathroom door creaked as you pushed it aside.
You took a cloth that hung on the small metall bar beside the shower and carefully wiped the blade, being carefull to clean everything off and not to cut your finger.
You laid back the cloth and walked back towards a drawer next to your bed, you gently and carefully placed the blade into one of the shovels.
You sighted as you looked at your arms, blood dripping out of the hem of it, you'd probably have to bandage it because of the cuts, but then you'd have to go downstairs to get some from thr medkit in the small box that was hung on a wall inside the kitchen and then everybody would suspect something going on.
You didn't want to start commotion, that was the least you needed right now. You had a few cotton pads in a tall glass next to your makeup shellf and you also had a box of wipes under your desk so you didn't have to worry about those things.
"Hmm... maybe i should just ask katsuki he usually doesn't question things unless he gets suspicious, and most of the times he had to bring something to you he never asked why you needed it"
You told to yourself.
And if he got suspicious, you could just say something happened at training, right?
You walked to the bed and sat on it, quickly grasping your phone and pressing on Bakugo's contact.
"Can you bring me some bandages plsss"
You typed and laid down the phone, waiting for a response. "Bling" was suddenly heard and you picked up the phone.
"Tch, are you too lazy to to downstairs or somethin"
"Just get it for me asshole"
"K, fine."
A few moments later bakugo knocked on ythe door and you sprinted quietly towards it, you opened the door halways so he wouldn't see your bloodied arms.
"Here ya go, take the the bandages, but why do ya even need it in the first place"
"Oh uhm, something happened at training today, it's nothing serious but my "wound" opened up again, but anyways thanks for the bandages!"
He frowned and made a "tch" sound before he turned on his heels and walked away. You rolled your eyes before closing the door. You gathered all the things you needed to clean and bandage the scars.
First you put some water on a few cotton pads and softly wiped the bleeding cuts with it, then you grabbed a pair of wipes and carefully wiped of the water. Finally you picked up the bandage roll and cut off a small piece, you carefully wrapped it around your arms.
After everything was done you cleaned up everything around you, washing away the drops of blood on the floor and changing into your night clothes.
You checked your phone before placing it on your night table and pulling the blanket over your body.
Hours passed and soon sunlight beams became vissible shining strongly throught the curtains. You woke up and groaned as you sat up and rubbed your eyes, your memory refreshing as you thought about how much damage you did yesterday.
You raised your arm as a sudden pain stung you, you whinced and groaned as you shut your eyes closed. A sight left your mouth as you stood up and walked towards your closet, you grabbed your uniform and walked towards the bathroom to change.
When you were done you did light makeup look with mascara, lipgloss and a tiny bit of blush. You smiled at your outfilt, you put your books in your bag and made sure you looked fine before heading downstairs to eat breakfast.
When you arrived downstairs you saw some of your classmates already sitting around a table, they shoot you a glance and waved at you to come closer. You took quicks steps towards them and sat down next to mina.
"Hey girl! What took ya so looooong, it was getting boring without you"
She said as she took a bite out of her cereal earning a chuckle from you.
"Sorry sorry! I guess I lost track of time, I promise!"
"Hmmm, are ya sure you weren't making out with bakugo or something like that"
She smirked as the people around you quickly widened their eyes and shoot bakugo and you a glance. Your mouth widened and your eyes raised, bakugo quickly looked at mina and shot her a big frown, IIda's eyes looked like they were gonna pop out if his scull, momo put a hand on her mouth and sero smiled playfully.
"WHAT THE HELL RACOON EYES"
"H-HUH"
"Oh god"
"THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPIATE"
Your cheeks flushes with a red tint and you quickly tried to change the topic of the talk.
"That didn't happen, I promise!"
"Hmmm, fine fine I belive you but next time I'll catch you"
"You sure will"
You said while chuckling.
A few minutes later you checked the watch on your wrist, a few minutes left before class was starting. You put your breakfast in your backpack before rising up from your seat.
As you took some steps you heard mina say your name
"Y/n? Why didn't you eat your lunch, you didn't even take one bite"
She asked with a confusing look on her face.
"Oh uhm, im not really hungry right now, feeling a little nauseous so just might wait til dinner"
Katsuki took a notice in this but didn't say anything as he watched and listened to your conversation with the pink haired girl.
"Oh okay, hope you get better, we better get going to class too, mind if we walk with you to class?
"I don't"
You smiled as you watched her and the others stand up, throwing away the remains of the breakfast in the trash before following you to class.
Some hours later you're in your fourth period, your scars itched and were begging to get itched. Your brows furrowed in irritation, your homeroom teacher, shota aizawa took a notice in how your brows had furrowed in almost each period.
He walked to your desk and bent down with his hands on each side of the table.
"L/n what's wrong, and don't you dare say nothings wrong because I've noticed your face rhythms so tell me"
You looked up at his sharp face studying your every move.
"Uhm, nothings wrong what do you mean"
"L/n."
He stated strongly, "don't you lie to me"
"I'm fine, don't you worry"
He grabbed your arm before watching you whince and groan as you pulled your arm back in a fast motion holding it with your other arm.
He slowly pulled his arm back and looked at it.
"Why did you-" He stopped talking when he noticed something red spilled under your left arms hem.
You widened your eyes and swallowed your saliva, watching his eyes following your gaze. You hid your arm under the desk as you waited for a reaction.
"L/n, let me see" he spoke in a dark tone as his eyes darkened.
Your lips shivered as you shook your head, you didn't have time to react before he snatched your arm back and pulled your shirt around the arm back.
He stopped when he had pulled it away, looking at the cuts around your arms. Some were small, other were looking like a normal cut you would get from getting scratched from a cat or something like that, but what really worried aizawa was the three very big cuts bleeding on the top of your arm near the elbow.
"What the h-hell" he stuttered, his eyes wide.
"Tell me what happened right now, i know damn well this injury didn't happen during training"
Your throat got dry and you struggled to find the words to explain and make up a new lie.
"TELL ME RIGHT NOW"
Aizawa shouted as you flinched and turned your head away, other students heads turned your way and looked worried for Mr Aizawa's outburst.
They locked eyes with where aizawa's were staring and many eyes widened, including bakugos,
It dripped a little more than a normal cuts would bleed, plus an injury couldn't make so many cuts in different places.
"Y/n..."
Bakugo said your name slowly as he raised up from his desk, his normal grin or smirk replaced by an angry-worried expression.
He slowly walked towards you.
Shit, this wasn't supposed to happen.
TBC?
Setting: Rengoku Household – Three Months After the Baby Was Born
It was early morning. The baby was finally asleep after an epic crying marathon that could’ve rivaled a thunderstorm. You were slumped on the couch, hair a mess, sipping lukewarm tea like it was your last lifeline.
Kyojuro tiptoed in and whispered like it was sacred: “The flame has settled.”
You just stared at him.
“She’s literally drooling on your haori.”
“A small price to pay,” he replied proudly.
The baby—Kaede Ren Rengoku, carefully chosen from your dramatic naming ceremony—was swaddled and dozing on his shoulder. Peaceful. Angelic. Finally.
Then Haru walked in.
Still yawning, hair sticking up in every direction, he glanced at the baby and said, “Sup, Meatball.”
You blinked.
“…What?”
Haru grabbed toast. “Meatball. I don’t know. Her head’s round. It’s kind of cute.”
Kyojuro gasped in horror. “She is not a meatball! She is our daughter! A sacred spark of destiny!”
“Sacred spark’s been farting for three hours straight,” Haru mumbled.
Aiko walked in behind him and nearly dropped her tea. “Wait. Did you just call her Meatball?”
“She looks like one today!”
“She really does,” Aiko agreed way too fast.
You buried your face in your hands. “Guys, we picked her name with, like, two family meetings and tears and a Google doc.”
Kyojuro sniffed. “It was a noble quest.”
And yet… two days later, you found yourself cradling her and whispering, “Shh, it’s okay, little Meatball…”
The room went silent.
You looked up.
Your whole family was staring at you.
“…Don’t say it.”
They said it anyway.
“IT STICKS!!”
From that moment on, little Kaede Ren—your beautifully named, carefully swaddled child—was known as Meatball to every Rengoku under your roof.
You gave up. You leaned into it.
And honestly? She was kind of a cute meatball.
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