Ask-lance-the-iceking - Ask Your King

"ask your king what you want peasants." Lance said with a purr

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hey pepper you look beautiful today

Pepper smirks: of course I look beautiful, I always do ~ (she purrs happily)

Yo Pepper, I think someone tipped Lance off. You might want to hurry up.

(at hearing that pepper growls) pepper: Arceus dang it, now I need to hurry! Thank you for telling me! (She start running)

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(I'm half asleep and using a incorrect qoat generator and I have to share this because it's hilarious to me.)

Hoppy hopscotch , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Kicken chicken : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

So apparently if you climb a crate as genocider, you toss komaru like a sack of potatoes and genocider just super Mario jumps on the crate.

It’s the best

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

To the Flareon: How do you know Lance? Did he make you mad one day?

???: ...... he's my mate. Well he was until he just left me one day. I've been hunting him down since.... I'm going to kill him.

A boy in a winter jacket was watching lance as he started walking around. "I'm going to catch that glaceon..... I always wanted one." The boy smirked

Lance yawns. "Huh, I feel like someone was watching me...."

(Blog start.)