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Dagur: Yeah. We made him swallow allergy pills and now he's asleep on the couch with Freckles on top of him. Well.... I hope he's just asleep. We gave him a bit more than one pill.

Viggo: *checking his pulse* He's alive. But he's drooling on your couch.

Dagur:........ Eh, small sacrifice. At least Freckles is happy.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Eret: You are such a moron...

Dagur: Hey! I didn't know better! So it took a while to allow asks for our blog, big deal.

Viggo: This idiocy might even outrun the coffee incident.

Dagur: Well the internet was suddenly faster

Eret: Still don't know how you cracked my password on my laptop. I had to buy a new one and change my passwords.

Dagur: You mean: EretSonOfEret123456?

Eret: That's it! I'm getting myself a safe!

ERET.

Did you ever know a guy named "Krogan" in the Northern alliance???

Eret: I knew him. He was the biggest pain in the ass I have met. Just remembering him makes me want to punch someone.

Dagur: Hey, how's it-

Eret: *punches him* Sorry Dagur. I thought you're someone else.

Boop 😺

Viggo: *sways your hand off* Don't even think about it.

Dagur: Boop! *boops back*

Eret: *gets booped* What?

Credits to Rufftoon on DeviantArt

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Jörmungard aka Eret's lore we were robbed of

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54579286/chapters/138293809

My and @skysiren41 's httyd fic about our beloved ex-trapper.

What is it about?

Ever since he was little, Eret was always scared of the story about giant serpent roaming the seas of the Far north, stories his grandfather told him. Years later after he joined the Berkians, lost his dragon in a war and fell in love, he encounters two of his greatest fears:

The legendary serpent himself and the thought of returning to his land. The one he ran away from.

Now he's facing the consequences of leaving his throne duties, his family and friends and as well reuniting with his roots and remembering what it's like to belong somewhere.

https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/768043633204232192/this-fic-started-as-a-fun-rp-and-monthsor-a-year?source=share - chapter 8 to read whole.

https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/777816496321839104/j%C3%B6rmungard-chapter-13?source=share - chapter 13 final fight

Art of Eret's parents:

Jörmungard picture:

Yes, those scales were a pain....

How does this differ from the original Httyd?

Stoick lives

Night Furies and Light Furies roam the New Berk

Eret's first dragon was a blue scarred Singetail that he rescued from one of his old traps. He died protecting Eret in a war.

Grimmel did happen but after him Drago showed up again but this time with only the hunters, who secretly planted bunch of dragon roots around the New Berk so the dragons become dangerous and the Berkians are distracted and unprepared for the war.

Viggo is alive (you can't change my mind) and he has his own island, where he nurtures and trains dragons, that he managed to rescue.

Got questions? Ask away!

Dagur: We look so cool! Like Superheroes! Thank you!!

Dagur: Could I request me as Common Hoopoe and Mala as Blue Jay please? Sadly I don't know much about these birds, only when I see the grace of the Blue Jay and punky feather hairdo of the Hoopoe-*hehe silly name*- I think of me my and my love.

Eret:.........

Viggo:......

Dagur: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

"finest dragon trapper alive" yeah cuz Viggo's dead

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You guys want a hug?

Dagur: Always! Bring it in!

Eret: Oh um... If you want to?

Viggo: I'd rather not-

Dagur: Group hug!!!

Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!

Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.

Dagur: Hey guys! Just a friendly-totally not desperate-reminder that this blog is still active and excited to answer all your asks!

Eret: Also check our reblog where you send us a number or a whole phrase from the list and you will get a short fic scene from Deity.

Viggo: And don't forget to see @acamaryseinteery 's pinned post where her drawing and writing requests are still open.

Dagur: Anyway we miss you people! We're definitely not a dead blog, just currently asks-less.