Lovable Idiots Can't Do Something So Simple Without A Chaos 😂😍

I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far

Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.

do you guys like cats? :0

Dagur: Except for Eret me and Viggo do. I always liked cats and their funny crazy behavior. They remind me of me in a way.

Viggo: Because they're destructive and hairy?

Dagur: So you don't like cats?

Viggo: I do. Just not cats that act like you.

Dagur: Touche.

What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?

Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?

Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.

Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.

Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.

Dagur: Well, better luck next time. When you'd like to try more cooler costumes, let us know.

Hello Hiccup

I've been meaning to ask for me and Stormy. What's your opinion on Berk's version of our Halloween? *Opens a book to show the traditions it includes*

Do you celebrate it? And if so, can you tell us what costumes you and your friends and family wear? You and Toothless included?

Dagur: Howdy! Deity thought she can send this ask without our intervir-interview-inter- Dang it! You know what I mean!

Viggo: *snickers* Nice try. Dagur is learning to speak with silver tongue to try to understand what me and Eret talk about.

Eret: We caught him practicing. It's actually kinda sweet.

Dagur: MOVING ON! I thought you'd like to know what we dress as.

Viggo: Not as couple.

Eret: How about the last year?

Viggo: Shush.

Dagur: I like to dress as Horror movie characters with these three and with my kids and Mala we went as Winnie Pooh characters.

Eret: You should've seen him then catching up with us with an actual chainsaw 😂. At the end of the night he thought his arms would fall off from how heavy it is.

Dagur: How do the killers manage to run after the victims?! It's impossible!

Viggo: I do like to dress as classy or old movie characters. James Bond, Phantom of the Opera, Zoro,.... I must say I aced the Two Face two years ago. I almost won the costume contest.

Eret: Told ya you should've gone as Freddie Kruger.

Viggo: Never.

Eret: Anyhow, I love this holiday almost as much as Christmas! Especially because I can make a real fun out of it!

Dagur: And be topless.

Eret: That too. But not all the time! Remember last year? When the three of us went as Alien, Predator and Rambo?

Viggo: *groans loudly* Why did I have to be the Rambo?

Dagur: Because we're trying to stop Eret from smoking and Rambo's costume needed cigar to look badass.

Eret: So there's that, Hiccup. Wanna join us for our newest group costume? We'd thought you'd make an awesome Joker for our Arkham's finest. Either that or we're going as department jobs. I'd like to be a Firefighter, Dagur here wants to be a Police officer, Viggo wants to be Medic and you can be a Park manager!

"Ah, well, I had no idea who any of those people were that you were talking about, but Ashleigh explained it to me as best she could. Halloween is new to me, as well, actually.

"But, that being said, it would be fun to have Toothless dressed up as a sheep. We'd need a lot of wool, though. When I asked the family, Nuffink wanted to be Gobber, and Zephyr insisted on no costume, because she doesn't want to be anyone but herself. I can't argue with her for that reasoning, it's pretty solid. Once I explained it a bit more, she settled on a bird, so we're working on gathering up enough feathers for her costume.

"Astrid, she is dressing up as Stormfly, and Stormfly... probably isn't getting a costume. She'll happily wear her saddle, but only that.

"As for me...I appreciate the offer to be a Joker, but I'll have to pass. I have some plans for a Toothless costume, and I think you'll be impressed with the end result, once it's put together!"

"Here. I saved you a cookie."

Dagur: Ooohh! Cookie! Thanks!

Viggo: What kind of cookie?

Eret: Oh, thanks. My sweet tooth is grateful.

Do you interact with ocs? My OC would like to say something to Eret. They have similar experiences

My rules say:

Ask blogs and OC dragons only.

You can try and I'll see what he has to say. I never interacted with other ocs through this and perhaps it might be fun.

Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?

Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.

Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!

Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!

Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!

Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.

Eret: I'M HERE!

I need more Eret, son of Eret in my life. 

This is so cool!

I bet Viggo would be an English man riding Equestrianism or he'll be a bank robber😅.

Dagur is definitely a bandit that steals from wagons even though he comes from a rich family 😁. That or he's taking care and riding bulls, that would suit him too.

Eret is definitely a Native American enslaved by Drago (branded and possibly forced to have his hair shortened and tied), forced to steal wild horses while his tribe used to protect them and guide them (coming from his original Saami culture where they take care, hoard and help reindeers to migrate).

Honestly I guess it mostly depends on the timeline, if we're talking true wild west with bandits, natives and slavery, OR it's a modern timeline and they actually join western games! That would be so cool. Rodeo, bull riding, possibly Equestrianism performances (classy Viggo), all that kind of stuff. ❤️

Howdy Train Your Dragon??

HEAVILY INSPIRED from @tragisbawls western AU and also I believe that one “Howdy Train Your Dragon” post by @wardenofdragons

please let me know if I’ve made any mistakes in crediting but these guy’s posts were my main inspiration fr

enjoy some WIPs, currently I’m making them for reference so I can draw the gang doing some scenes

might have gone a bit insane over the festive season and fallen head first into this western AU. basically everything is the same but instead of Vikings it’s cowboys! I’m gonna colour these all and want to do more art/drawings of this too bc it has been occupying my thoughts lol

more info 👇

- set in a fictional Old West, similar to how the canon treats Viking lore and accuracy, assume this is the same 😂

- in this AU, Hiccup loses his leg before he meets Toothless in some sort of stampede/horse-related accident, which makes Stoic, the cheif of the town, more protective of him/not want him to go near them

- Hiccup finds Toothless as a wild mustang, trapped in a gorge. Hijinx ensue, Hiccup saves him, and they bond.

-Hiccup and Fishlegs live in the same town. Astrid, Lout, Ruff and Tuff are part of a group of travelling cowboys from out of town or somethin lol. Something happens and Legs and Hic have to travel with them for a bit. Haven’t worked everything out yet but if people have ideas feel free to let me know!

- Ruff and Tuff are in charge of the supplies wagon and they often confuse Barf & Belch with their arguing. The poor horses go in different directions or one of them might stop while the other keeps going 😭

- Meatlug is usually seen pulling a little wagon with extra supplies/Fishlegs rides in the wagon sometimes when they go on adventures so she ends up being the slowest in the group, similar to how she is the slowest of the gang’s dragons

- Hookfang is an Arabian horse and he has a really firey temper and has a similar relationship to Snotlout as in the canon. Snotlout made Hookfang rear up on his hind legs once, but Snotlout fell off and Hookfang left him in the dust 💀

- Astrid is the leader of the cowboys. Stormfly has little braids in her mane as that’s Astrid’s way of showing affection.

(alsomyaskboxisopenifanyonewantstodiscusthisauI AM HAPPY TO YAP-)

What’s ur opinion on kids?

Dagur: Oh I want kids! They're like mini copies of ourselves but they are also different! It's like watching a seed grow! You will never know what would the little plant grow into!

Viggo: That is very nicely said. I do like kids at some specific ages when they are most curious and their minds can be taught many things they might remember in their growth. But I don't handle them when they are at their early stage.

Dagur: You mean you don't like babies? But those are the most joyful and innocent versions of them!

Viggo: Also the most depending on others help and would eat everything they find.

Eret: Fair points to all of you but as someone who spent quite a while around kids of all ages and even took care of them, I believe that unlike you two I have enough experience to actually handle the responsibility.

Dagur: What's that supposed to mean?

Eret: Kids aren't toys or pets to play and teach things. It's a lot of responsibility and a big pressure to lead by example when you have one. The way you behave towards and around the child, it will grow as pattern to them.

Viggo: Given what you told us about your younger self, I pray we won't encounter those you helped to raise.

Eret: Right and you will definitely rock as a parent when you will ignore the kid in its most fragile lifetime and care about them only when they start talking.

Viggo: That's not what I-

Dagur: Oookay, better stop before someone says something they might regret.

Eret: Fine.

Viggo: Agreed.