Is there something that all of you find precious that you guys fight over all the time while trying to not break it?
Also, 🍉🍉🍉, for all yall ^^
-watermeloon
Viggo: Usually the laptop, the remote-
Dagur:-cookies, last pizza slice, Hiccup-
Eret:-the blanket that one time, bathroom....
Dagur: Oh yeah, definitely the bathroom.
Viggo: I'd appreciate if Dagur would keep the sink hairless when he shaves.
Dagur: We're at least not locked there for 2 hours and playing music there.
Eret: I do that sometimes. You then bang on the door to stop me from singing.
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The guys thank you greatly for the watermelons! Dagur and Eret are going to plant them for the hot summer! There's nothing better than a watermelon in hot day 😁
Viggo might cook something from them or make himself some fancy drink so he's grateful too ❤️
Freckles, who's there often (unfortunately for Eret) had a bite too.
what is you guys preferred breakfast when you star the day?
(this question is for anyone, mostly Viggo and Dagur)
Viggo: All I need in the morning is a cup of hot brew to start a day. The food is only additional options since I begin with work early.
Dagur: And stays up then till another breakfast. Anyway, I like my breakfast like I like my dragon. Hot and spicy. It's that painful burn that really kicks me out of the sleep and onward whatever awaits me!
Viggo: However after sharing living with Eret, we've been getting a proper food and even still warm during a morning small talk. He had to take over the cooking after Dagur burnt down the kitchen.
Dagur: Wonder when that gets old. Anyway as Eret's making breakfast now, his favorite food is sweet pastry and a LOT of bacon. Once he made Saami pancakes. They were decent until we found out what it's made for.
Viggo: I knew that brown color was unnatural. And the metalic taste..... But I'll hand it to his people how talented they are in using every part of the animal.
Dagur: In short, NEVER letting that guy serve us pancakes made of animal blood.... NEVER!!!! That's too nuts! Even for the Nuts!
dagur,do you want kids with mala
Dagur: We already do! My oldest son Oswald and my youngest girl Lani! And judging by Mala's latest behavior, I'm suspecting that there's a third one on the way.
Dagur: Oh I can't wait! Mala always makes the most colorful and unique threats to me it's almost poetic! 😍 And her mood swings! Ooh, how she keeps me on my toes. Her mood swings changing faster than a Changewing is both challenging and adorable.
Dagur: If you wish to know more about my children, just ask away! I'll be more than happy to answer since guys get tired of me talking about them.
This fic started as a fun rp and months(or a year) later I decided to make a fic out of it. I once stated that when the 8 chapter is out, I'll release it to public.
I studied as much as I could about the Saami culture to be as accurate as possible and also create a new lore and keeping up the fact that Eret's culture is also part inuity which affects his mother's looks and culture and such.
I hope you guys will like it.
The credits to this fic also belong to the @skysiren41, who has OC Brynja and Naga in the fic with Brynja dating Eret and Naga being a hybrid of a Light fury and Stormcutter.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54579286/chapters/138293809
And because AO3 is acting up, here's the chapter 8:
When others arrived they found them sleeping and cuddled together.
"Aww how sweet." Fishlegs smiled.
"Well looks like we found them." Hiccup said, sounding relieved. He was really worried when he didn´t see them come back.
"Do you think he's nude again?" Asked out loud Ruff and others cringed.
"Come on, you're better than that!" Frowned Astrid but she was blushing.
"Ew don't remind me." Snotlout shuttered, remembering how they found out.
Three months after Eret moved to Berk, the Berk got swarmed with wild dragons who didn´t know where to be since the main Alpha fell and Toothless was still getting a hang of his status. They were wrecking things, nesting in the ships and buildings and fighting over the streets to make it their territorium. Clearly they were now considering Berk to be their new nest.
Let's just say that it was a very hectic morning and in the hurry Hiccup and Snotlout forgot to knock. The avoiding looks that day were making everyone else uncomfortable, Eret included.
Others shuddered too and then jumped when they heard. "Would you mind keeping it down? Since you came here you're loud." said Eret with his eyes closed, hearing everything they said.
They all blushed embarrassed when they realized he was awake.
"Right...sorry." Hiccup said and headed upstairs, catching a glimpse of smirk on Eret's face. Undoubtedly from the story.
Later on during the night Eret woke up from the same nightmare again but this time he didn't scream and just panted.
He got dressed and went for a fresh air to calm down, being as quiet as possible to not wake anyone up.
After he left Hiccup woke up to the sound of the closed door. Looking around he noticed Eret was gone and carefully got out of bed to follow him, seeing him walk to the shore. After a while Eret stopped by the pebble beach and sat down, hugging his knees and looking at the deep dark ocean enlightened by the full moon.
Hiccup walked up and cleared his throat. "Hey."
Eret winced a bit in surprise and sighed, still being back to him "Hey..."
Hiccup came over and sat beside him. “I thought I'd find you here. It's not the first time I have found you on the shore. What is it, the sky? Sand?”
“....... The sea, actually. I like the sound of the waves beating against the shore.”
"Oh……… I'm sorry about what happened. As soon as we stop the Jormungard, you don't have to see your dad again."
Eret sighed deeply and then explained slowly. "It's not all that. Most of my life I've tried to make him proud and show him I am capable of more things than we do here. But as I got older he kept reminding me to not dream so high and to focus on the clan. Maybe if I listened instead of leaving, he wouldn't disown me...."
"You did a lot to help us, you helped to defeat Drago, twice, you brought us here, you're far from a disappointment. All that is left to do is to let your dad know that." He said, hoping to light that spark of hope that's usually sparkling in Eret's eyes. But none appeared as he didn't look very convinced and looked away instead.
Seeing that reaction Hiccup pulled out a stronger weapon.
His own dad issues.
"You might find it hard to believe but I know what you're going through. Sort of."
Seeing Eret turn his head around to look at him with mild confusion, he continued.
"Back then before Toothless, I was constantly trying to be one of the Vikings. Back then killing a dragon was everything I wanted when it was actually just to prove myself that I'm useful, that I belong and I am like them. Like my dad, who by the way after finding out I teamed up with a dragon, disowned me too. I swear I never felt so horrible in my entire life. I was so hurt, especially because it was by my own father..... But I didn't let that stop me from saving Toothless and defeating the Red Death. After he saw the real me in the saddle and how I was capable of doing what no Viking ever could, he realized his mistake and for the first time in my life told me that he's proud of me. Truly proud. I'm sure your dad will come around. And when after he sees the real you, a guy who despite his bad life choices and being disowned still decides to save his people, he'll realize how much he actually he's gonna miss you more than he admits and will regret it.”
The silence suddenly felt heavy after the speech, so many emotions let out of nowhere made the air quite thick. Hiccup couldn't read from Eret's expression what was happening in his head at the moment. Either he was shocked to hear about the disowning or he wondered if Hiccup was right. Or something different. Sometimes Eret was really hard to read, especially because he´s unpredictable in his actions and words and could punch him on the spot within seconds. That happened to Snotlout once. He deserved it though.
Deciding to switch a topic Hiccup spoke up more calmly.
"So...that needle thing...what is it?"
Eret's eyes narrowed in surprise, making him stutter "Oh, um. It's nothing important."
"It must be, you leave when you're getting tired or dizzy for a few minutes, but after that you're fine." Pointed out Hiccup and on seeing the conflict in the other man he added "Please, we just want to know if you're okay."
"So you noticed......... It's stupid" Eret mumbled, looking really ashamed of it. Despite that Hiccup pushed more on him, not leaving without an answer this time. "Whatever it is, it doesn't matter how stupid it is as long as you're alright."
Eret looked at him briefly and then leaned back to fix his hair, a habit he did when he was nervous. "The thing is that I'm not. I was born with something my people call the Fainting curse. My body is missing something that can help me stay conscious during some adrenaline activities and work normally inside. Ever since my parents found out they were making sure that it won't affect my life that much so they both looked for any cure but all they found was a temporary solution that helps me for 12 hours. Lately it's been shortening from 4 to 8 because I've been running low on Slumber root and the Violet tongue doesn't grow anywhere but here, so it's not ideal. Brynja, Saami and the chief are the only ones who know. I never told anyone else because I was always ashamed of it."
Staring at him shocked Hiccup but then put his hand on his shoulder "I understand. When was the last time you took this medicine?" He asked worriedly.
"Not too long after I left the campfire. I was on my way there completely dizzy with the world spinning, basically leaning against the walls to stay up when my fath-I mean the chief found me during his guard and tried to help me. Next thing I know is that everything turns black and cold. After Brynja gave me the medicine I felt better but fully conscious after a few hours. Brynja told me he didn't stay there for long and just told her how to prepare the new meds." He confessed.
"Guess he's still looking out for you." He pointed out, smiling a little until Eret's response.
"As a chief yes because after all I'm still Saami. But as a father......." He pulled his knees higher to curl up in a ball.
Hiccup looked at him sadly, then looked out into the ocean. "Well...you still have us."
He looked at him and tried to smile a bit "Yeah..."
Considering he was taller than him he appreciated the how Hiccup kept his hand on his shoulder to show support.
He then looked at the sea and asked "Do you really think we can deal with that giant?"
"I have absolutely no idea." Hiccup admitted seriously. "But we need to show them it's real at least."
"You should really stop making promises that get us in situations like this." Pointed out Eret annoyed.
"Yeah I know, I regret everytime after I say it. But we have a plan to lure the Jormungard with a ship filled with fake sailors, then one of us will get a scale or tooth while it's distracted." he told him.
Eret sighed, remembering something grandpa told him.
"That won't work. Jormungard knows exactly when there is a northman in the boat and when it's fake. My grandpa back in his day tried it.You'll have to get alive bait that is-" he then realizes and frowns at him "Don't even think about it."
"-that means you need to be on the boat." Finished Hiccup the unspoken end, realizing what he is asking his friend to do after the words left his mouth.
Eret groaned loudly and got up, walking back to bed “Yeah no. Not a chance, Hiccup.” He called.
The next day when the others woke up Hiccup told them what they'll have to do. Noone was on board with being on board.
"What!? Are you crazy!?" Snotlout said shocked.
"I know it's dangerous but it's the only way we can get the evidence we need." Hiccup said.
"Face it Hiccup, it's a suicide mission." Brynja said seriously.
"But so far it's the only plan we have." Hiccup muttered, seeing Eret go to them, still sore "That's gonna take time to get used to Violet tongue again...." He muttered to himself and sat down "What did I miss?"
"Hiccup wants one of us to be on the ship as bait." Explained Astrid and Eret shrugged, taking breakfast "So nothing I wouldn't know about.”
"What happens if one of us can't get out?" Asked Fishlegs.
"We'll make sure one of us is close to the ship."
"You should tie up the person to a rope in case he'll try to eat them on the jump. As dragon trappers we sometimes used live bait." Said Eret and added "Rarely on the sea dragons though."
Hiccup was once again glad that someone had any experience with this. No matter the past or means. "Well that solves that problem, but who's gonna do it?"
"Not me!" Snotlout said immediately
Ruffnut: Not it!
Tuffnut: Not it and I vote for Eret!
Astrid: Same!
Eret choked on the food "What?!"
Astrid folded her arms "First of, it was his idea with the alive bait, second he's used to these actions and third-"
"He's a northman!" Finished Tuffnut.
"But what if he gets hurt?!" Brynja protested.
"We'll tie a rope around his waist like he said." Hiccup said, rubbing the back of his head innocently.
"What?! You can't be serious!" Eret frowned more.
"I know it's dangerous, but I promise we'll make sure you're safe"
"No! I already encountered that thing and it keeps me up all night!" He stood up and walked out.
"Eret wait!" Hiccup said but he was gone, causing him to sigh.
"Well, that went smoothly." Muttered Ruffnut.
"That's the first time I heard him admit that he's scared." Said Snotlout in shock.
"He's really terrified of that dragon..." Hiccup muttered, watching their friend leave.
A bit later
Brynja and the others decided for now to explore the village for a bit, taking in the sights and everything they couldn't yesterday.
Saami were doing most of their work outside under the sun, which included cooking, building, carving and some even playing or practicing fighting with swords.
Back behind the village was a couple of people feeding the reindeers or practicing for the reindeer sleigh race.
Brynja was curious about the wood carving and stopped by a group of Saami carving together around the fire.
When she came there they looked up at her "Wanna learn to carve, dear?”
"I actually know how to carve, may I join?" She asked.
They nodded and gave her a free piece of wood for which she thanked them and began to carve with them.
Snotlout was interested in sword fighting while the others were curious about the reindeers. When he walked up to them they asked him if he wanted to join them. Snotlout took the sword and tried to strike, ending on his back within seconds. Unlike between Vikings, here no one laughed at him as the lads were happy to teach him their ways.
Leaving him there, others aimed their route to the new animals.
The reindeers seemed to be mid domestic and constantly demanding hay and lichen.
Between helping out Saami was Eret, looking a hundred times happier.
"So these are the reindeers you were talking about?" Hiccup asked his friend, hoping he cooled off.
Eret nodded and kept feeding them from the bag, holding out the dried lichen. "This is still a small number so far. The rest will arrive later today. Hopefully."
Some of them tried to sniff if any of them had food.
"Aww they seem friendly." Hiccup said and tried to pet one of them but the reindeer shook his head and trotted away from him.
"Don't feel bad, they come for food, pets rarely. When the ice melts we release them back into nature and they come back at the end of the summer." Explained Eret simply.
"What do you use them for?" Asked Hiccup, watching the animals move around Saami either to demand food or just curious but even to them they acted a little skittish.
"Meat, fur, horns, bones. Nothing goes to waste here. Literally. We even use the organs and blood for our use.” He explained and went to take a lasso to help separate one male who was hurt after spotting him from afar.
“Now you're going to see how I got my strength." He put on the leather gloves and threw the lasso from afar and caught the reindeer by horns who immediately started to bounce and fight.
Eret thankfully had a firm stance so the pulling didn't seem to affect him "Easy, easy!"
"You need help?" Asked Astrid, watching in surprise.
"Hah! Not at all! I've been working with them most of my youth." He began to lead the fighting reindeer into a round little fence where other Saami were ready to quickly open and close the door.
Hiccup watched him, impressed. This explained why he was good with wrangling dragons.
Astrid and Ruffnut were admiring this too. Just a little differently.
Once the reindeer calmed down a bit it was easier "There you go old friend. Had to get it out, didn't ya?" He spoke softly to the animal and made a couple of tongue clicks "There we go. You put up a good fight there."
"That was incredible Eret." Fishlegs said, looking amazed by the display of calculated strength and strategy.
"Who taught you that?" Hiccup asked him curiously.
"It's just our thing. This is what we do. Every Saami learns these skills and respect for these animals ever since we are young. They are our everything, so we treat them with respect." He managed to get the male to a stack of hay and a bucket with water where he could take a better look at the wound while it was distracted by eating.
Once seeing the wound properly he hissed "Oi boy... No wonder you're moody." He muttered and called another Saami over to discuss it.
"He’s gotta teach me to do that someday." Hiccup said as he looked at the wound from behind the fence.
"You really want to know how to handle a wild reindeer?" Asked Astrid skeptically.
"Hey, trying something new every day." Hiccup shrugged.
"Well some muscles on those toothpicks would help you." She teased him.
"Ow right to the heart!" He said pretending that hurt his feelings.
Others giggled until Eret walked to them with concern written all over his face "Let's show you guys something else."
"Is everything ok?" Asked Fishlegs as they noticed the concern.
"Not really. This guy fought off a pack of wolves but that wound.... He's soon gonna feel no more pain." He looked back and saw his people treating the animal kindly and saying some prayers to him.
Hiccup immediately knew what that meant, sighing sadly. "Poor thing..."
"We really can't do anything?" Asked Astrid and Ruffnut teared up "Poor guy...."
"That's how things in the North go here. Instead of letting it suffer we get rid of the pain and in return the animal will not lose its purpose. But I never liked this part of saying goodbye." He began to lead them away so they didn't have to watch.
They all walked away, not wanting to see it either. Sadly life could be unfair to both humans and animals.
Once in the village they went to see how Snotlout's doing. It was difficult for him since all men were taller than him.
Snotlout was still trying his best with the sword fighting, showing off his skills
They tried to show him how to not repeat the same mistake but he insisted on no help.
He did his best, but he kept messing up. "Uhh! Come on, why can't I do this right!”
"You're forcing it too much. Here, may I?" One of them offered to help him
Snotlout groaned and held out the sword but instead the guy stood up behind him "Leading leg slightly forward, crouch down a little, left arm before your chest for protection and just go with the hits, look for open spots. Got it?"
"Got it." He nodded a little nervously and then looked surprised when the guy tried to throw him off balance by pushing him, failing in doing so.
"Good. Keep the stance as you fight." He got ready and went to stand before him.
This time it went a lot better for him and other guys cheered at him for making it a success.
"Now that's more like it!"
Eret smiled seeing the progress, not to mention the display of the difference between learning the Viking way and the Saami way. Vikings forge skills with failures and distress but Saami teaches how to make it more fun and still make progress.
Brynja meanwhile was finishing up her carving of a Goldscale
Soon they found her "There you are"
"Hey, sorry I was carving." She smiled and showed Saami her carving.
Saami looked impressed while Astrid smiled "Is that Topaz? Hey, could you carve me a Stormfly?"
"Oh and maybe Meatlug?" Fishlegs asked her
"Sure thing." She smiled.
"Why don't you join us?" Asked one of the Saami.
"Uh we don't know how to carve wood." Hiccup said.
They offered to teach them.
They decided to try it out, getting tips from Brynja on how to do it.
Astrid was pretty clumsy with this delicate work and didn't do well. Hiccup was also not that great with carving, while Fishlegs was actually pretty ok with it. At the end of the day they each had their first little statue of their dragons. As clumsy or funny as it looked it was still a fun experience.
While the others were having a good time during the every eve bonfire, Hiccup was still trying to figure out how to get the evidence.
Eret walked over "Something on your mind, chief?"
"What do you think?" He said tired.
"Oh, that.... I spoke with the Saami and they said that they'll be going fishing in 2 days so we have till tomorrow night to get the evidence...... So I thought maybe I could try to cooperate........" He muttered the last sentence.
"Really, you'd do that?" He asked, a little surprised.
He shrugged and hugged himself a bit. "I care about these people and I want to make up for my absence here. So I want to help prevent more deaths, even if it would include my own."
He nodded. "Well that won't happen, we'll make sure you're ok."
"Yeah, wish I felt that sure too."
"We'll get everything ready for tomorrow night"
"Why not during the day?"
"Cause it might see us too."
"..... True."
"We'll have to do it during the night then."
"Great. Can't wait......" He was definitely way more scared now. Being a bait during the day had a plus you could see what's happening beneath the water. But here in the North the waters turn so dark that the hand disappears after light sinking. Not to mention the fact there was a giant dragon with his name booked for the dinner menu.
Whats all three of y’alls fav animal?
Viggo: After week of arguing we decided to settle on penguins, but each of us have their own favorite species. My favorite is the Humboldt's penguin. There's something about them that draws me to them.
Dagur: My is the Rockhopper penguin. They are so cool and can live in the toughest environments and they are rocking their hairdos!
Eret: My favorite is the Little blue penguin. I encountered them on my journeys and they are the cutest animals I have ever seen. And have hilarious mating calls.
Eret: Aaww, thank you! That's such an adorable picture of us! And no, I'm actually just found of his smell due my years on the sea and moving around reindeers a lot 😅
Eret: But I like the idea! I might use it as a deodorant so Hiccup and the rest will give me a break from time to time. Or I might use it on twins to show them I'm the greatest prankster 🤩
Eret: I'll have to think about it better. Anyway, thank you again. For both of us, right Slimey?
Can I request Eret with Slimeball from RoB please?Since he likes the smell of his slime for some reason.....
I'm not sure if you drew Cavern crasher already or not.
They are good friends :)
I imagine it's like Snotlout and the Nightmare gel, Eret probably uses it for like hair gel or deodorant or something
Dragon #107 - Slimeball (Rise of Berk) and Eret :]
Eret: Eret Eretson..... It saves time than constantly repeating 'son of Eret' and avoids asking me how manyth I am.
Does Eret even have a last name or is it just Eret, son of Eret or like Eretson 😭
Dagur: Yeah. We made him swallow allergy pills and now he's asleep on the couch with Freckles on top of him. Well.... I hope he's just asleep. We gave him a bit more than one pill.
Viggo: *checking his pulse* He's alive. But he's drooling on your couch.
Dagur:........ Eh, small sacrifice. At least Freckles is happy.
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
My theory is that he- oh wait, he's here.
Viggo: Thank you deity but I'll take it from there.
Viggo: The process itself was quite dangerous but simple too. All we needed was to find its location, watch the whirl center to count down for how long it lasts before setting a couple of very long chains at the bottom of the sea and after drawing the Submaripper to the chains locations, all we needed was to pull to secure at least one of the limbs before making it eat a lot of substance that shall remain a secret to make it fall asleep so we could actually drag it to the Trader's shores. It was quite a struggle to pull but as you have seen, I've succeeded. And if you ask about how we tied it up, we used the chain and a high sea stack to pull the dragon up to finish the jobs before dropping the dragon on the bottom until it woke up and began its chaos.
Viggo: As for the Shellfire. Similar process but it required a lagoon, harpoons and strong ships. Also strong dragons. Good thing we had the Catastrophic Quakens to do the heavy lifting. After the ship was built, we pulled the dragon back into the sea and started with the plan.
How do u think viggo managed to chain a submeripper underwater or capture a shelfire cause thats running on my mind for a while now?
@ask-viggo-and-dagur Viggo help me out here
I can't say for certain how Viggo did it. I can, however, provide my opinion on the matter. I'd like to think that the dragon eye may have given Viggo a general location to the submaripper whereabouts. After he managed to find one I think it would make the most sense to take it out with a large amount of dragon root. He may have dumped it straight into the ocean or had his men fire arrows at it if it came close to the waters surface.
Viggo: In order to keep our ask blog safe for us and our viewers, we would appreciate if you didn't send us things related to the any political situation-
Dagur: -please no spamming with bullshit that make no sense-
Eret: -and we're begging you for not getting any NSFW stuff. We want to be a safe blog.
Viggo: You are however allowed to ask us anything you like about ourselves and how we manage to stay in one room. Despite everything.
Dagur: You can ask us things related to our original versions and as well as our modern versions. So things like computers and kaifee is known to us.
Eret: That's coffee dumbass.
Dagur: Whatever
Eret: If you wish to ask us something spicy, please try to be discreet and not very detailed and-
Viggo: Just don't ask us too private questions. Please.
Dagur: If any of you overstep, we'll add more rules so please don't make us return here.
That shall be all from our three bloggers everyone! Now my turn to introduce you into a couple of things I don't want lads to know:
Ships you can ask about:
Eret x Hiccup
Eret x Astrid
Eret x Hiccup x Astrid
Eret x Heather
Eret x Valka
Dagur x Mala
Dagur x Hiccup
Viggo x Hiccup
Viggo x Valka
Eret x Dagur x Viggo
Eret x Dagur x Viggo x Hiccup
Role play threads are allowed only with other ask blogs or OC dragons. No forced ships.
Credits for the artists:
https://pin.it/3ecATpG2y - can't find them so at least I send here the source. If they reach out, I'll change it -Eret
https://www.tumblr.com/krikunjayvoice/736435909508120576/its-good-that-the-series-didnt-show-what?source=share -Viggo artist
https://www.tumblr.com/mandolindoodler?source=share - Dagur artist
Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?
Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.
Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!
Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!
Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!
Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.
An ask blog lead by one crazy/spiritual Berserker, one retired dragon hunter/now dragon rescuing Viking and by PTSD and scarred handsome Saami with trust issues. Ask away to find out how we get along and what struggles we deal with each other and the rest of the world!
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