EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Eretson Family!!!!

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Hewwo! Could I request Eret as Kea?

Fun facts:

- This parrot is from a New Zealand and is a second parrot there. Another one is Kakapo

- They are omnivore so their diet has more options than regular parrots. They even hunt, hence why their beak is so different from other parrots!

- Keas are very smart and playful creatures that roll snow into balls and play with them on the mountains.

- In their sanctuary they are taught to recognize which color goes to which in an exchange for a treat.

I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far

Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.

Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!

Viggo: Dramatic much?

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?

Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!

Eret: Right back at ya!

Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.

Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!

Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!

Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.

Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!

Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!

Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.

Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!

Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!

Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.

"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

Thanks, sometimes being a human a full time burden.

what is you guys preferred breakfast when you star the day?

(this question is for anyone, mostly Viggo and Dagur)

Viggo: All I need in the morning is a cup of hot brew to start a day. The food is only additional options since I begin with work early.

Dagur: And stays up then till another breakfast. Anyway, I like my breakfast like I like my dragon. Hot and spicy. It's that painful burn that really kicks me out of the sleep and onward whatever awaits me!

Viggo: However after sharing living with Eret, we've been getting a proper food and even still warm during a morning small talk. He had to take over the cooking after Dagur burnt down the kitchen.

Dagur: Wonder when that gets old. Anyway as Eret's making breakfast now, his favorite food is sweet pastry and a LOT of bacon. Once he made Saami pancakes. They were decent until we found out what it's made for.

Viggo: I knew that brown color was unnatural. And the metalic taste..... But I'll hand it to his people how talented they are in using every part of the animal.

Dagur: In short, NEVER letting that guy serve us pancakes made of animal blood.... NEVER!!!! That's too nuts! Even for the Nuts!

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What are your opinions on Sir ulgerthorpe?

Eret: Who?

Dagur: What kind of lame-ass name is that?

Viggo: I envy your unknowing of him. Basically it's Snotlout under cover but blond and dressed in gold.

Eret:........ What the f-

Dagur: BHAHAhahaha! Oh gods that must've looked awful!

Eret: I know right? Snotlout's in blond? I know that guy can be a diva princess but this is too much 😂

Viggo: You should've seen him. At first I thought he's a pampered prince.

Dagur: Ew I hate those.

Viggo: Pamepered royals?

Dagur: Pampered lazy people in general.

Hey, I would like to ask Viggo why he alsways called hiccup my boy or my dear?

Viggo: Mainly due to the age and his still foolish youth. But over the time it grew into respectful pronounce that in such young age he managed to do so much.

Eret: Aaww, thank you! That's such an adorable picture of us! And no, I'm actually just found of his smell due my years on the sea and moving around reindeers a lot 😅

Eret: But I like the idea! I might use it as a deodorant so Hiccup and the rest will give me a break from time to time. Or I might use it on twins to show them I'm the greatest prankster 🤩

Eret: I'll have to think about it better. Anyway, thank you again. For both of us, right Slimey?

Can I request Eret with Slimeball from RoB please?Since he likes the smell of his slime for some reason.....

I'm not sure if you drew Cavern crasher already or not.

They are good friends :)

I imagine it's like Snotlout and the Nightmare gel, Eret probably uses it for like hair gel or deodorant or something

Dragon #107 - Slimeball (Rise of Berk) and Eret :]