What are your opinions on Sir ulgerthorpe?
Eret: Who?
Dagur: What kind of lame-ass name is that?
Viggo: I envy your unknowing of him. Basically it's Snotlout under cover but blond and dressed in gold.
Eret:........ What the f-
Dagur: BHAHAhahaha! Oh gods that must've looked awful!
Eret: I know right? Snotlout's in blond? I know that guy can be a diva princess but this is too much đ
Viggo: You should've seen him. At first I thought he's a pampered prince.
Dagur: Ew I hate those.
Viggo: Pamepered royals?
Dagur: Pampered lazy people in general.
Part 3
Previous:
Next:
Hey, I would like to ask Viggo why he alsways called hiccup my boy or my dear?
Viggo: Mainly due to the age and his still foolish youth. But over the time it grew into respectful pronounce that in such young age he managed to do so much.
To: the silly Dagur.
I know you call hiccup âbrotherâ a lot, and after you guys made up, is there a good friendship there? And if something were to happen, where he needed help would you be there?
Dagur: Well duh! Obvi! I'm still pissy about Hiccup not telling us about Drago so we could help! We could make a difference there! And believe me that I told him that. Also made it clear that next time Berk and dragons are in danger, we want to be there.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Eretson family!!!!
Art trade with @acamaryseln where I drew a teen Eret with her version of his parents, Eret Senior and Sereah. Added color references in case you wanna draw them colored.
Viggo: In order to keep our ask blog safe for us and our viewers, we would appreciate if you didn't send us things related to the any political situation-
Dagur: -please no spamming with bullshit that make no sense-
Eret: -and we're begging you for not getting any NSFW stuff. We want to be a safe blog.
Viggo: You are however allowed to ask us anything you like about ourselves and how we manage to stay in one room. Despite everything.
Dagur: You can ask us things related to our original versions and as well as our modern versions. So things like computers and kaifee is known to us.
Eret: That's coffee dumbass.
Dagur: Whatever
Eret: If you wish to ask us something spicy, please try to be discreet and not very detailed and-
Viggo: Just don't ask us too private questions. Please.
Dagur: If any of you overstep, we'll add more rules so please don't make us return here.
That shall be all from our three bloggers everyone! Now my turn to introduce you into a couple of things I don't want lads to know:
Ships you can ask about:
Eret x Hiccup
Eret x Astrid
Eret x Hiccup x Astrid
Eret x Heather
Eret x Valka
Dagur x Mala
Dagur x Hiccup
Viggo x Hiccup
Viggo x Valka
Eret x Dagur x Viggo
Eret x Dagur x Viggo x Hiccup
Role play threads are allowed only with other ask blogs or OC dragons. No forced ships.
Credits for the artists:
https://pin.it/3ecATpG2y - can't find them so at least I send here the source. If they reach out, I'll change it -Eret
https://www.tumblr.com/krikunjayvoice/736435909508120576/its-good-that-the-series-didnt-show-what?source=share -Viggo artist
https://www.tumblr.com/mandolindoodler?source=share - Dagur artist
Eret: I'M HERE!
I need more Eret, son of Eret in my life.Â
Part 2
Previous:
Next:
Eret, tell me what youâve been doing for the past time as Dragoâs basically slave. What did u do in your free time if u got any??
Eret: Oh, I'm not sure if you will like that answer my friend. But I'll tell you. Besides spending most of the month trying to not repeat coming empty handed to him, ........... I.. I used to spend quite some time drinking my worries away, seeking a pleasant comfort in a both woman and men company to just for a few hours forget about what kind of life I'm in. I was in. The hungovers after were horrible and often kept me regretting... But that pain was my choice. Noone else caused me that pain and so I was in those morning aware that I'm alive. Suffering from my get aways but alive.
Eret: As for the free time when I wasn't drinking or bedding with someone? I spent my time whitling, wining money and stuff in Maces and Talons, playing on cittern and singing with my crew and also shopping a little. For anything. Ingredients for cooking, hunting equipment and sometimes even silly things to later gift someone in an attempt to bargain or just to make a cute sad kid smile.
What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?
Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?
Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.
Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.
Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.
I would like to ask Viggo about the Hiccup x Viggo thing, and how he feels about it?
Viggo: Besides the fact that I admire Hiccup in many ways, I'm not a man that would draw someone's attention by hurting him as I have in past. And I'm quite happy with the advisor/friend relationship we have now. But between you and me, I quite enjoy what you people can come up with to make it a story or a fine art that I may witness online. Definitely tickles the mind and body at the time, I give you guys that.
Congratulations the anonymous for being the first ask messager! Thank you!
An ask blog lead by one crazy/spiritual Berserker, one retired dragon hunter/now dragon rescuing Viking and by PTSD and scarred handsome Saami with trust issues. Ask away to find out how we get along and what struggles we deal with each other and the rest of the world!
71 posts