Does anyone ever thing that Clint and Tony enjoy dark humor? Or all of the Avengers? Cause they've been through some of the roughest shit in their lives and their pasts weren't as pleasant either.
I've found myself living for dark humor because I understand different forms of pain, from physical pain caused by being a clumsy dumbass to mental pain cause by different mental disorders and mental scarring.
So with all the hell the Marvel characters have been through... Would they enjoy dark humor?
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Clint and Tony have been sent on a mission all one their own, determined to be the best fit for the job. Apparently there have been rumors, and enough evidence, to suggest that smugglers were dealing with explosives that contained drugs inside them. When one goes bang the air is filled with such potent drugs, the effects causing severe hallucinations and aggression. The victims under such a disorienting episode are known to lose any recollection of the people around them, turning hostile in seconds due to confusion and fear.
Clint and Tony are assigned to follow a smuggler to a drop off point and crash the party. Once done, take the bombs back to the base for SHIELD to study. They agreed to do it.
Before they set off, Tony has JARVIS set a protocol Incase something goes wrong or backup is needed. Clint leaves a note for everyone, as they are all out for different reasons. They leave, heading out towards the coordinates.
Steve and Natasha just so happen to come back after they leave, finding the note. Natasha instantly becomes alert. The coordinates the two were heading for was dangerous, and the smugglers even worse. It was Hydra doing business with a underground gang, know highly well in the black market community. Clint and Tony were heading to their deaths alone if they didn't go after them.
Steve called the other Avengers.
With Clint and Tony, they arrived at the coordinates. An abandoned factory, what used to be for beer before it was shut down many years ago. Tony uses his scanners to search for any traces of life while cracking a joke. Clint throws one back before finding a clue. Heading deeper into the factory, they never notice the figure behind them. Watching them from the shadows.
Deeper into the place, the two find themselves lost. This place was huge, and there was many places for people to hide. Which is why they got startled by the ambush. Gang members and Hydra goons came out of the shadows, guns popping of in synchronized secession. Tony protected Clint from the on slaught as much as he could, thankful he finished the bubble shield. But it would only hold so long under this constant fire.
Clint took down as many as possible, but each member nocked down was just replaced with three more. They needed backup. Now. JARVIS assured them that it was coming, but they had to last four more minutes. Both swore and continued the fight, counting down the seconds till help arrived.
The shield broke after two minutes, pushing them into running. Clint took pot shots while Tony tried to find a way out that wouldn't cause the building to buckle and crush them all.
One minute later, Tony is shot down with a new EMP. He is forced out of the suit, falling with Clint holding tight to him, and landing hard against the ground. They rolled of a section of scaffolding, their legs getting wrapped up in barbed wire(possible brought their by the gang), and slamming into another scaffolding. Off the ledge above came a large metal beam. Somehow, when it landed on the boys legs, it didn't break them. It did push the wirer deeper, sawing at their flesh, all the while keeping them trapped there.
The pain burned so badly that neither could stop the tears from falling. Both were in pain, and very afraid. They didn't fear death, however, they feared for the team. If they come here with this waiting for them, they could end up like them: about to perish.
They don't die. Not when the roar echoed the factory, stopping the goons moving towards the downed Avengers. A familiar roar. Hulk busted through the ceiling, Thor right behind him. Both were pissed.
Then Captain America and Black Widow arrived too, with Loki and Dr. Strange tagging along. Clint and Tony knew they were safe now. Knew that they would be fine. Cause all the goons and gang members looked like they had shit their pants. Both Clint and Tony passed out.
Apon waking up, Tony felt a pleasant numbness. Like he was floating. Clint was no different, feeling better than he had last he remembered. Both then realized they were in the towers medical, not SHIELD's. Then two people bursted into the room.
Steve and Natasha were pissed, concerned, and frantic. They checked over the both of them, lecturing them harshly for being so reckless and stupid. Clint and Tony winced during it, already feeling bad and progress to feeling worse about all of it. It wasn't till Thor came into the room to stop it, pointing out how it wasn't helping.
Clint and Tony were so happy that the team was okay, and grateful for being alive. But the pain was there, though not the physical kind. They had nearly lead the team to their demise, hadn't prepared enough, and overall just failed at the mission.
The others notice the two's downfall look. Thor immediately tells them that they didn't fail the mission, causing them to look up, and that they had taken down three fourths of the armed goons there. Both are surprised at that.
Clint and Tony are showered in love, affection, and given confirmation on the fact they had done a superb job- that they did all they could and lasted as long as they did. both injured men would deny till the day they died that they hadn't cried during this, felt so vulnerable and open.
As they lay back down to relax neither had anymore unpleasant thoughts burdening them for the moment. It would come back, yes, but in that moment they were feeling a lot better than they had.
Then later came... They were benched for three weeks due to their legs being shredded as bad as it was and the other injuries needing more time to heal. Clint and Tony ended up being really bored due ng those three weeks... And we all know how it goes.
...They spent those three weeks making out with each other, officially hooking up at the end of the second week. It was obvious.
If anyone wants to make this prompt a fanfiction, you have permission to do so. All I ask is that I'm linked to the finished work so I can read your master piece!
{Marvel Prompts}
Prompt: Loki has become an avenger, but now is struggling to fit in and belong in the team. Loki has difficulty with his emotions and social interactions, from lack of proper friendships and social connection and from never learning how to handle his emotions in the first place- at least not properly anyway...
Loki is dealing with undiagnosed ADHD and has severe social anxiety as well, along with a lot of trauma to add to the pot.
Thor, being the big brother, finds help for his brother as he can't help Loki by himself. Thor recognized he doesn't have the tools or knowledge needed to help Loki. Tony and Clint potentially do, both having similar issues with Loki, but not to his degree or exact symptoms. Thor believes that Tony and Clint can help Loki fit in because they know what it's like to struggle mentally and emotionally.
{And the three help Loki get properly diagnosed by professionals for his ADHD, of course.}
Loki gets a bit better, feeling more like he belongs. That he isn't broken or defective. Loki feels like a true person for the first time in years.
Same. I didn't think Tony had be so shippable with so many characters, but hell I'm a multishipper and I found that he has a lot of character dynamics with each character you pair him with.
Clint and Tony?
Chaotic Dumbasses
Two idiots, one brain cell
Smartass x Dumbass
Smartass x2
Himbo x Himbo
Depressed Genius x Jackass Archer
The list can go on, and each dynamic has me squealing with joy with how adorable and hilarious it can be!
Honestly, I hadn’t read too many Ironhawk fics when I started writing mine. But now I am consuming them like they are going out of style. I really like this ship.
Tony and Clint really do suit each other in such a different way than Phil / Clint do…
It’s such a different dynamic and I am really falling in love with Tony/Clint even more.
Tony: Really, Steve?
Steve: *Holding Tony close* Mine
Tony: I know but I need you to let go now, please?
Steve:*Hugs tighter* No, mine.
Tony: Steve, I love you but- Ehh! *Trying to push away*
Steve: *Not even budging* Mine
Tony: Ehh!
Steve: Mine
Tony: Ehh!!
Steve:*Kisses Tony* Mine
Tony: *Flustered* God damnit...
Tony: *Hides his face* Love you too, Steve.
Steve:*Happy noises*
Bonus~~~
Clint:*Flirts with Tony*
Tony:*blushing but flirting back*
Steve:*Walks behind Clint* Clint
Clint:*Freezes in terror*
Steve: If you don't back away from my boyfriend, you'll wish you could die by your neck snapping in two.
Clint:*Pale white* Yep I'll just be e-else where, later! *Fucking booking it out*
Tony:*Embarrassed and slightly terrified* Steve was that really necessary? It was just Clint being Clint.
Steve: * Growls* No it wasn't. He was flirting with you Tony!
Tony: *Sighs* Me and Clint always flirt with each other, we kinda have a bromance thing...
Steve:...So he's ours then?
Tony:...
Tony:*Yells* Clint get back here! Me and Steve want trash panda cuddles!
If anyone wants to, please feel free to make this a fanfiction! I would read that story with glee!!!
Don't worry, I still live! I love to create, and shall never stop! I'll be posting soon, just give me time. Thanks for the patience!
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Hope you have a great day, night, and noon!
May this year be better and hopeful ^_________^
Marvel Prompt, here we go!!!!
Prompt: Loki has become an avenger some time after the first Avengers movie, has gotten to open up a little, even reconciled with Clint, but is avoiding Thor outright or when unavoidable just doesn't talk to him.
Thor is understandably upset and decided that waiting was no longer an option as nothing has change, if anything it got worse. So what's he do? Grabs Loki, throws him over his shoulder, and heads to a quiet place where Thor can hold Loki in his lap and finally have a talk.
Loki, hissing and scratching at Thor like an angry kitten, refuses at first to explain what the problem is. Mostly trying to escape, then keep his eyes on the floor, and at the end of his rope just keep denying that anything is wrong.
Only when Thor demands that his 'little brother' answers him, Loki snaps that Thor isn't his real brother. He reveals that they aren't blood at all. Odin had lied for their entire lives. Loki tells Thor, in tears of frustration, that he is a frost giant and that he was avoiding Thor because of it.
(remember Thor tried to kill all the frost giants before, even expressing a deep hatred for them. Loki can't wrap his mind around any thought of Thor still loving him because of the truth, thinking Thor- the last and only real person to Loki- wouldn't care about him anymore. Wouldn't love him anymore. Loki sees Thor as the only person to truly love him, even more that his own mother- though he still loves her dearly-, and to lose that love would be everything.
Thor doesn't speak while Loki admits the truth, doesn't say anything for a while after. He looks at Loki for a solid few seconds. Then declares that Loki is lying when he says they aren't brothers, because family isn't just blood but also a bond between the people. Thor explains that he has many good memories with Loki, has the desire to protect him against everything, and wouldn't let him leave his side if he had his way. Thor admits that even though Loki isn't a blood relative he'd picked Loki as his family, he chose Loki as his family.
Loki cries truly for the first time in years, each word Thor speaks making it hard for him to move away or run. Loki ends up cuddling his brother, sobbing and letting out everything he'd been repressing inside. Thor just holds him, keeping watch for anything, protecting his little brother and keeping him close.
God these two are my favorite characters ever!!!
Please can a fanfiction writer take this and roll this into a great banger!!!!
MARVEL PROMPT TIME :D
Prompt: Loki has been an avenger for a few months now, became friends with Clint (He settled their differences and argued that everyone on the avengers got a second chance, so Loki himself should too.), and is making progress making amends with Thor. (Thor has already forgiven Loki, but allows Loki to sort out his feelings and helps him repair damages done.)
One thing about Loki, however, is that he doesn't ever speak up when he needs something he deems a weakness. That being affection, medical attention, or help with anything that confuses him. He seeks nothing out for affection, believing he doesn't deserve it and it makes him weak, he patches himself up after every battle, and if anything confuses him he seeks the knowledge by himself. He just... doesn't understand how to ask for any of it.
One thing that Loki wanted most nowadays was simple, hugs. Loki loves hugs, to be held and feel safe. But more than that, Loki loves to be carried. To be picked up and carried around, held protectively in the person's arms. He missed feeling safe, feeling wanted, although he didn't know how to approach the topic with anyone. So he remained silent about it.
That was until Hulk had picked him up after a battle, when Loki had fractured his knee and was unable to walk. He froze in place with any protests he was about to speak dying in a instant. All the Avengers were immediately concerned, then watched in surprise as Loki calmed down and snuggled up to Hulk. Purring and smiling. Almost in a drunk state, slowly drifting to sleep.
Thor later explains why Loki acted the way he did, throwing in Loki's struggle with being open about what he needs. The Avengers understood everything and unanimously decided to help Loki, by giving him hugs when they could. From Natasha giving Loki a hug from behind, Tony pulling him to cuddle on the couch, to Clint snatching Loki up and carrying him around the tower, no one let Loki feel unsafe or unloved within their home. Cause Loki was family now too.
Fanfic writers please make this a thing!!!!
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