The End Of Good Omens S2 Explained:

Can you imagine what kind of belated fear Hastur must have had, after realizing "Crowley" was in fact immune to holy water and the spray bottle could have actually killed him?

Just saying, I would be sick to my stomach

This post was written by Sam Winchester

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

Absolutely real. Nothing to add.

did someone do this already

Guess I also have feminine urges then

I made some drawings for art class and I thought I can bundle this with my for-now-obsession.

So here you got a drawing I'd like to think Aziraphale made for his diary on a rainy day alone in the bookshop:

Struggle as always

me as a writer

Maybe Aziraphale asked Crowley if he was still a demon in rome bc he was sure Crowley did a too-good thing for hell in the whole Job Story and then already had faith he could become an angel again

Like he's too good of heart to be a demon, surely heaven noticed their mistake somehow

Please, potato, I need positive feedback for my job application

I was at a job interview rn and I showed them my ID and suddenly they went silent and looked at me

"Woah.. ehm, did you have a nose job?"

No. No I didn't.

Can you believe EVERYONE I showed my ID picture before was like "Nah dude, you look fine!"??

LIES.. ALL LIES