Happy Birthday To Me.. The Best Gift For Me On This Day Will Be A Repost.. ^^

self indulgent redesign

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

I have deep love for the cat.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE. ✝️

dottolone sillies :D

Enter; Madam Brughel Possion! aka Sampo! + some headcanons c:

srry they can’t answer the phone they’re too busy making out 😔😔😔

Landau siblings' New Year's Eve preps (Sampo’s been welcomed). Landaus are naughty enough not to celebrate with their parents.

Because of the freeze, Belobog is severely impoverished gastronomically, but the 700 year old recipes have survived! For Sampo Koski, it's absolutely not a big deal to steal an old olivier salad recipe from the archives. Even if it is impossible to get all the ingredients for the salad on Jarilo-VI, somewhere in the universe there are bound to be grouse, eggs and all the necessary sauces!

They are cooking something between a modern olivier salad and the original recipe.

(Olivier is a traditional New Year's dish in many post-Soviet states, known as Russian salad in Europe and some other countries) Have a happy new year's celebration! <3