✱˚。⋆ ↪ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄 . ( a collection of dialogue prompts from the film the hobbit : the battle of five armies . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
he hit it ! he hit the dragon .
his arrows cannot pierce its hide . i fear nothing will .
we cannot turn back .
[ name ] ! what are you doing ? you were supposed to leave !
i came to help !
who are you that would stand against me ?
now that is a pity . what will you do now ?
you are forsaken .
you cannot save him from the fire .
tell me , wretch , how now shall you challenge me ?
you have nothing left ... but your death .
[ name ] . look at me . you look at me .
you are not alone , [ name ] .
[ name ] , come on , we're leaving .
they are your people , they must go .
i know how i feel , i'm not afraid .
i don't know what that means .
keep it . as a promise .
that is where you are wrong .
i'll catch my death in this cold .
it's all right , darling .
i have said it many times , this is a man of noble stock .
i'm not the master of this town . where is he ?! where's the master ?!
enough ! look around you . have you not had your fill of death ?
winter is upon us . we must look to our own .
we must look to our own . to the sick and the helpless .
those who can stand , tend to the wounded .
we must salvage what we can .
i tried talking to him , he won't listen .
he doesn't sleep , he barely eats ... he's not been himself .
it's this place ... a sickness lies upon it .
behold the great treasure hoard of [ name ] .
no one rests until it is found .
take only what you need . we have a long march ahead .
we can take refuge inside the mountain .
what gold is in that mountain is cursed .
we will take only what is promised to us .
you saw something out there .
they bore a mark i have not seen in a long time .
[ name ] , it is your king's command .
i command my own heart .
spells will not save you .
i am not alone .
you should've stayed dead .
do you doubt the loyalty of anyone here ?
dragon sickness . i've seen it before .
it is a fierce and jealous love , [ name ] .
perhaps it is best it remains lost .
i'm going to plant it in my garden .
it's a poor prize to take back to [ location ] .
there's gold enough in that mountain for all .
get some fires going .
[ name ] , you take the night watch .
do not tell me what they have lost .
i know well enough their hardship .
they have much to be grateful for .
the children , the wounded and the women come first .
all quiet , nothing to report .
we did not look to see you here .
i heard you needed aid .
i came to reclaim something of mine .
i ask that you honor your pledge .
i will not treat with any man while an armed host lies beyond my front door .
be gone , ere our arrows fly !
this does not concern you .
we are , in fact , outnumbered .
we attack at dawn . are you with us ?
true friends are hard to come by .
i have been blind , but now i begin to see .
i have been betrayed .
[ name ] , the quest is fulfilled .
is this treasure truly worth more than your honor ?
this gold is ours , and ours alone . by my life , i will not part with a single coin .
i will not part with a single coin . not . one . piece of it .
you started this , [ name ] . you will forgive me if i finish it .
i'm not doing it for you .
i'm not afraid of [ name ] .
how came you by this heirloom ?
they are taking us for fools . this is a ruse . a filthy lie .
you would steal from me ?
i may be a burglar , but i'd like to think i'm an honest one .
you have no claim over me , you miserable rat .
i was going to give it to you .
you are changed , [ name ] .
do not speak to me of loyalty .
did you not hear me ? [ location ] is surrounded .
life is cheap . but treasures such as this cannot be counted in lives lost . it is worth all the blood we can spend .
you are lesser now than you have ever been .
i will not hide behind a wall of stone while others fight our battles for us !
it is not in my blood , [ name ] .
will you follow me ... one last time ?
what took you so long ?
this was their plan all along .
i think [ name ] has fled .
keep low and out of sight . if you see something , report back — do not engage , do you understand me ?
don't be ridiculous , you'll never make it .
they'll see you coming , and kill you .
they'll never see me .
i'm not asking you to allow it , [ name ] .
you will not turn away . not this time .
today , tomorrow , one year hence , a hundred years from now . what does it matter ? they are mortal .
there is no love in you .
what do you know of love ? nothing .
you think it is love ? are you ready to die for it ?
we'll live to fight another day .
you will die last .
don't move , don't move . lie still .
i wish to part from you in friendship .
you're not going anywhere , [ name ] , you're going to live .
you did what only a true friend would do . forgive me . i was too blind to see it .
i'm so sorry that i have led you into such peril .
i'm glad to have shared in each of your perils , [ name ] .
go back to your books , and your armchair . plant your trees , watch them grow .
if more people valued home above gold , this world would be a merrier place .
i cannot go back .
[ name ] ... your mother loved you . more than anyone . more than life .
they want to bury him .
if this is love , i do not want it . take it from me , please . why does it hurt so much ?
songs will be sung , tales will be told .
well , i think i'll slip away quietly — can you tell the others i said goodbye ?
you can tell them yourself .
if any of you are ever passing [ location ] , tea is at four . there's plenty of it , you are welcome at any time .
it's here i must leave you .
i quite liked having a wizard around .
don't take me for a fool .
i've kept my eye on you ever since .
i'm not dead . presumed or otherwise .
PROMPTS THAT START WITH "I NEED..." * assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
i need to go away for a while.
i need you to start trusting me.
i need things to go smoothly this time.
i need everyone to calm down.
i need you to stay with me.
i need to be something more than this.
i need you to listen to me.
i need you to stop talking and let me do this.
i need to tell you something serious, and it might scare you when i say it.
i need more out of this relationship than you're giving me right now.
i need a stiff drink.
i need to take a nap.
i need things to go my way for once.
i need better than you. i just didn't see that until right now.
i need answers.
i need a quick explanation.
i need at least five more minutes to finish getting ready.
i need your body against mine.
i need your tongue in my mouth.
i need you to fuck me.
i need my head to stop spinning.
i need to sit down for a second to catch my breath.
i need everyone to clear out of this room.
i need a change of clothes.
i need you to look at me when you're talking to me.
i need to leave this place and never come back.
i need to tell you something urgently.
i need you to shut up.
i need romance. i need passion.
i need you to give me more emotion.
i need your gun.
i need you to cover me.
i need this to go perfectly.
i need a win.
i need you in my life.
i need there to be more communication between us.
i need to know how you feel about me.
i need you to stop bullshitting.
i need to know if we're more than friends.
i need you. only you.
i need to get to a hospital.
i need you to put pressure on that wound.
i need you to keep talking to me.
i need more than you're willing to give me, and i think that's always going to be a problem with us.
i need someone better.
i need you to tell me what happened from start to finish.
i need to go to the bathroom.
i need a trash can.
i need someone to hold my hand.
PROMPTS FOR GESTURES AND MOVEMENT * a bunch of wordless gestures with many different meanings and associations. these can be up close, across a room, or in any other circumstance you want to specify, or if i've specified a situation, feel free to change it up to suit your needs. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt
[ middle ] sender sticks their middle finger up at receiver
[ wave ] sender waves at receiver
[ come here ] sender gestures towards themselves, requesting receiver approach them
[ point ] sender points at receiver across a crowded room
[ cut it out ] sender makes a slashing motion across their throat with their hand, asking receiver to stop what they're doing
[ cross ] sender shows receiver their crossed fingers for good luck
[ nod ] sender nods at receiver to cue them into action
[ shake ] sender shakes their head at receiver to dissuade them from continuing an action
[ silence ] sender places their pointer finger over their lips, telling receiver to be quiet
[ direction ] sender points to another room/location, telling receiver to go there
[ both hands ] sender holds up both hands, palms facing receiver, to make them stop
[ chin ] sender flicks their hand under their chin at receiver in an offensive manner
[ pity wave ] sender gives receiver a pitiful wave
[ blow a kiss ] sender blows a kiss at receiver from a far distance
[ wink ] sender winks suggestively at receiver
[ key ] sender slides their pinched pointer and thumb fingers across their lips and "throws away the key" to show receiver they're keeping a secret
[ pray ] sender puts their hands together in a praying gesture as they silently plead with receiver
[ wipe ] sender wipes their brow in a gesture of relief after watching receiver do something risky
[ ear ] sender taps their ear, indicating they cannot hear what receiver is saying
[ watch ] sender taps their watch (or their watch wrist) indicating receiver is late
[ shrug ] sender overexaggerates a shrug to show receiver they don't know what's going on
[ salute ] sender salutes receiver
[ wave off ] sender frantically waves off receiver to tell them to go away or hide
[ thumbs up ] sender gives receiver a confident thumbs up
[ cover ] sender covers their own mouth with their hand and shows receiver - indicating something is wrong
[ thirsty ] sender pantomimes sipping on a drink, asking for receiver to get them something to drink
[ hungry ] sender pantomimes eating something, asking for receiver to get them something to eat
[ sleepy ] sender pantomimes sleeping on their hands, indicating they are tired
[ phone ] sender holds their hand up to their ear like a phone, asking receiver to answer their calls or look at their phone
[ write ] sender pantomimes writing something on their hand
[ item ] receiver has an item that sender wants, so sender pantomimes the object / acts it out to request the item from them
happy birthday! 🥳 … sentence starters
“Ready for your first present?”
“Big whoop, it’s your birthday.”
“SURPRISE! Happy birthday, (name)!”
“Another year older! Looking forward to it?”
“Go on, blow out the candles! Make a wish!”
“Why don’t you like celebrating your birthday?”
“I was told I had to get you something, so here.”
“Dang, I think I ate way too much cake and ice cream.”
“I might have blown up too many balloons for the party…”
“What? You don’t like birthday cake? Who doesn’t like birthday cake?”
“Wait, so you’ve never had a proper birthday party? Oh, we’re changing that.”
“I get that you don’t like celebrating your birthday, but I still want you to have fun.”
“I couldn’t afford to get you a present, but I hope the gist of my presence is enough.”
“No, I didn’t get you too many presents… pay no mind to the moving truck currently pulling into the driveway.”
“I ordered a cake that says ‘happy birthday’. They sent me a cake that says ‘Mathy Booby’. Something tells me they misheard me on the phone.”