PROMPTS FROM THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS * Ā assorted dialogue from the book by ali hazelwood, some lines reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary
carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.
i wish you could see yourself the way i see you.
i do reserve the right to comment on your abysmal taste in men.
maybe i am unloveable.
i'll annoy you all the time.
not having a life comes in handy sometimes.
there will only be one bed.
it doesn't matter what it says.
how many times have you done this?
i'd rather buy you anything else.
what you have now, it will have to be enough.
maybe you just pull out the best in me.
i am very happy to pay for however much sushi you want to eat.
to be fair, i don't like people in general.
you probably don't like ice cream anyway.
you just had to go and make me fall for you. you absolute ass.
my favorite color is green, after all.
you don't seem to remember that we first met years ago.
i'm going to kill you if you say another word about the woman i love.
you can fall in love. someone will catch you.
did you just kiss me?
i'll come find you, and i'll take care of you.
expiration dates are for the weak.
i like no one, absolutely no one, but i liked you from the start.
is there anything i can do for you?
is there something you need? name it?
if i have it, it's yours.
what does it really say?
this might be inappropriate but... you are extraordinary.
you've clearly never seen a rom-com or read a romance novel in your life.
i know it's scary, being vulnerable, but you can allow yourself to care.
what do i always tell you?
[name], are you okay?
you mean you've done this before?
i asked if i could kiss you, and you said yes.
i'm pretty sure i heard you say yes.
i'm so glad i finally scrounged up the courage to ask you out.
he was a prick.
how did you convince him?
we could never do that.
people who date, they... talk. a lot. more than just greetings in the hallway.
a good kiss will do that. it makes a girl forget herself for a while.
my heart may be broken, but my brain is doing just fine.
sounds like fun, no?
i am going to take care of this.
i've never been surer of anything.
that is going to have to be enough.
i think that somewhere along the way i forgot that i was something.
this is my life now.
maybe one day you'll even let me tell you.
don't tell them anything until we get you a lawyer.
what kind of question was that?
yes, i'm an insensitive ass.
it's hard to stick around without a good reason to do so.
i have a question. a specific research question.
i don't trust anyone else to do it.
we should go get our flu shots.
it will be fine, [name]. and it not, at least it will be over.
a heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.
i have access to your google calendar.
if you don't want to hang out with me, you can just be honest.
pay attention, sweetheart.
why do you keep saying that?
There definitely were strings attached to this; Eve was confident in that. Chocolates... out of nowhere? It was not a holiday, birthday, or anniversary. Her eyes surveyed the bag; it was both the brand and flavor she loved. This definitely was not something he offhandedly found somewhere for a discount; there was thought behind this. That concerned her.
Before she could throw out any theories, he was already beginning to threaten to retract the offer. "No, I'll have them!" She said impulsively because god dammit that was her favorite kind of chocolates. "But I need to know I'm not suddenly an alibi for something or you need me to fix public property." There were a dozen other possibilities of what could be attached to this sudden nice gesture, but those two were the biggest headaches she could think og.
@atomevc asked from x meme! "Why are you being nice?
"that offends me, y'know? like i can't buy you some chocolates that i know you like without coming off as suspicious. buuuut, if you're really not wanting these delicious treats, i guess i'll eat them all by myself," rex was already starting to take one out of the bag once he ripped into it, unwrapping it just to see what she would do.
PROMPTS FOR THE LONER * Ā assorted dialogue for the one who walks alone, adjust as necessary
i don't need your help.
you won't have to deal with me much longer.
that's the only thing i need from you.
it's safer to just push everyone away.
you can do this by yourself.
who said i was helping?
that's not what we agreed to.
i work better alone.
you're not coming.
stay here.
this is my duty.
i have a job to do.
i don't work well with others.
i never agreed to take you with me.
things are better when i'm alone.
i don't need anyone.
don't you have someone else to talk to?
i won't be of any help.
i'm sorry. you're not coming with me.
you stay put.
i'll help just this once.
don't follow me.
this is where we part ways.
there is no "we."
i never needed your help anyway.
you've been a thorn in my side since we met.
i said that i would take you there. that's it.
there was no agreement.
i never said we would stick together.
you need someone else.
i'm not the one you're looking for.
i've been alone my whole life.
i like my solitude.
i've never needed anyone else.
ever since that day, i've been alone.
don't lean on me.
don't rely on me for anything.
i'll only let you down.
i'd be happier if i was alone.
you sleep. i'll keep watch.
that's not what i said.
you're putting words in my mouth.
it's easier for me to go solo.
everyone i've ever loved has left me.
people die every day.
i can do more damage on my own.
did i ask for your help?
when i tell you to run, you run.
get out of here.
don't look back.
i'm not the one for you.
if i start caring about you, you'll end up dead.
everyone i've ever loved has died.
this is over between us.
go away.