They Should Pay You Extra If You Have To Be The Only Fag In The Workplace. They Should Give You A Bonus

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

ive noticed a trend of a lot of my problems being traced to me but lets not imply causation here folks

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

DAMN!!!! the horrors can kinda get it 🥴

“you know she’s insane right” why do you think i’m obsessed with her

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time