Men Be Fighting Demons And It's Just Bisexuality.

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

People are so weird “my heart beats faster when you are around and I get all hot and bothered” sound alike your allergic honey

“Act ladylike” how about I kill you what then

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

love too big for she goddamn heart

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

your found family fucking bit me