As A Fellow Married Obey Me! Player, I Can Confirm That Nothing Is Worse Than Forgetting To Turn The

Holy shit this is a big mood.

(hi anxiety friend want to share unhealthy coping mechanisms under a weighted blanket sometime?)

No, YOU live in a society. I live in between scenarios I made up about Obey Me: SWD in order to fall asleep and escape my debilitating anxiety

Y’all I got this card and y’all

I’m simping Barbatos.

When he’s your surprise guest and he’s so --- UGH I HAVE DIED FROM UWU

THEY DID NOT JUST PUT GLASSES ON BARBATOS

Thought The First: Obey Me has ruined The Arcana for me, because every time the devil shows up, I’m like uwu devil daddy let’s make a baby pact

Thought The Second: I would love the demon brothers as Overwatch characters. I imagine Lucifer getting his ultimate, which is him screaming “MAMMOOOON” and just. fucking. shit. up.

Elections are heavy on my mind, last night I had a dream about the outcome ☹️. I'll be doing requests for the next few days to help relax but I've never done them before so beware. If anyone sends some in I'll be making headcannons, shorts, and rambles for all characters in Part 5 jojo, The arcana, and Obey me mainly and some other fandoms in the tsgs.

Oh no, honey, this is BLESSED.

I’m taking him home and we’re going to play Fire Emblem until we murder each other over whether we’re team Black Eagles or Golden Deer (Black Eagles come fight me)

@automatictastemakertheorist asked if I could make the boys as rats and I tried, but when I finished Levi- I just gave up because it's so cursed to me 🤣

Look I'm not saying Ayme Miura is now my favorite person in world all I'm saying is that he is so. damn. close

Raphael is about to see some gangsta shit, ngl

I dare you. I double dare you.

Yes yes which of the brothers with abs that cut steel is the flabbiest?

(I ask, as I stuff another piece of pizza into my gaping maw)

I'm taking a hit out on Satan for the sheer DISRESPECT

I just started this game and when MC was about to throw hands with Toa’s fan club...

YASSSSSSS

Once again one of the best things of court of darkness is the MC 😌👆

she really said we ain't doing no damsel in distress , I got you too 🤧👏👏

A sexy college professor.

Why yes, we can study anatomy all day, daddy.

i see no difference.

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death