I Just Started This Game And When MC Was About To Throw Hands With Toa’s Fan Club...

This made me lol irl because one of the security guards at the building where I work gives out candy to people that he thinks matches their personality (mostly hard candies, I think, so no sour patch kids sadly).

I always get Fireballs. I am also a shameless Lucifer stan. Make of this what you will.

Also cow tails remind me of my dad, who literally used to purchase them by the pound before he decided to cut out sugar. And also, like Belphie, he is a sweet guy who will 100% cut you.

So your analysis is spot on, bravo and I love you and I am so sad I already ate all the candy I was supposed to give away last night.

In the spirit of Halloween

I don't know if it's been done before, but I was thinking about what the boys would be if they were a kind of candy. And this is honestly the first thing that comes to mind for with each of them.

🍬 Lucifer - Red Hots (or Hot Tamales), because come on. How could you think of Lucifer and not think of this candy? Its red, its spicy, and can be an acquired taste. And for some people, they wish they were brave enough to try it.

🍬 Mammon - Sour Patch Kids, first they're sour then they're sweet. This pretty much describes Mammon. He is sour when you first meet him, wanting as little to do with you as possible, then becomes super gushy and sweet.

🍬 Leviathan - Pop Rocks, at first Levi might not seem like much. Boring, standoffish, or even overrated. But once you actually try him you will see there is more to him than you thought, and you had actually been missing out. There is even a surprising sweetness there.

🍬 Satan - Jawbreakers, so this one took some more thought. But Satan as a character is one that shouldn't be underestimated whether you like him or not. Satan takes some getting through the layers before it's safe to find that sweetness he hides inside. Try too soon, and you could end up with a broken tooth.

🍬 Asmodeus - Skittles, because DUH! Colorful, fruity, and everyone loves them. Never go out of style, and you can take them anywhere. They are also adaptable to any and all tastes, as they come in so many different flavors.

🍬 Beelzebub - Peach Rings, because they are super sweet but a lot of people don't try them. They are kind of generic and boring-looking compared to other candy that you have to choose from. But when you do give them a try, they are so sweet that before you know it you have eaten the entire package. Then you want more. Whoops, now you're Beel.

🍬 Belphegor - Cow tails, because they look kind of like another candy but the wrapper is really frustrating to get off in order to get to the chocolatey bit. But once you do- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ONLY GETTING THEM IN YOUR LIFE NOW!?

Second only to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I was delightfully traumatized by such art as:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

Look, I don’t know about the Devildom, but up here in the human world, I have rights.

And I will worship whatever abs I want.

Barbatos's abs supremacy

Sigh

Please do not make a group worshiping my abs

Satan! How dare you! It completely ruins the book when you snap its spine! You. Are. A. Monster.

...Where is my fainting couch?

Satan: What's the difference between a child and a book?

Lucifer: *sigh* What is it now?

Satan: One doesn't scream when I snap it's spine.

I’m drinking and tired of politics, so let’s do this.

Nickname: I always go by Nikki, which is the short form of my middle name. My mother named me Whitney specifically so I wouldn’t get a nickname, but my dad decided that since he was Ricky, it would be cute to have a kid whose name rhymed with his.

Zodiac: Cancer, the crybaby bitch of the zodiac meme pages.

Height: 5′2″ but I refuse to leave the house without heels so TAKE THAT NATURE.

Hogwarts: Gryffindor forever.

Song stuck in my head: “Save Your Tears” - The Weeknd

Number of followers: Fuck if I know, my fragile ego won’t let me look.

Amount of sleep: Not more than 4 hours at a time, but I usually get two or so blocks of sleep so I guess it adds up.

Lucky number: I don’t know, I usually play 20 when I play roulette.

Dream job: Independently wealthy guinea pig trainer.

Wearing: My fluffy bathrobe I haven’t washed in several weeks so it smells like my dogs who use it as a bed when I’m out of the house (I’m sexy).

Favorite instrument: Played the piano as a kid, sucked ass at it, but still love a good Satie bop.

Aesthetic: Dark academia or bubble goth, depending on how drunk I am.

Favorite author: I usually read nonfiction, but I own basically the entire collection of Mary Roach’s books.

Favorite animal noise: When guinea pigs hear a bag crinkle and they go whee whee whee

Random: My past jobs have included tanning salon manager, sex ed teacher, math tutor, DMV clerk, and staff writer at a newspaper.

17 Questions 17 People

Tagged by: @emilycollins00 !! (>♡<)

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Nickname: I actually have, lots of them;;; my name is not much of a nicknamable one (Ray) but I have been called Mal (it was a typo but then it stuck lol), I am used to being called Kitten/Kitty and also I love when you guys give me nicknames in here such as Honeybee! Other nicknames include: demon, angel, beauty, mallow, bee, tiger, etc etc etc ^^;;

Zodiac: Leo ♌

Height: I haven't measured in years but since I'm quite taller than my mom and she is 1,57 meters and have been taller than some people at 1,60 meters, I supose I pass the 1,63+ meters line.

Hogwarts: everytime I do a quiz it gives me Gryffindor so that's that-

Song stuck in my head: Traumerei to Kuhaku

Number of followers: currently a bit over 1,600

Amount of sleep: I try to get 8 but then my body says

And I get 5 instead. I force myself to sleep 3 more hours or so but it's always with a bit of waking up from time to time.

Lucky number: 3

Dream job: I have no dream job, my full time wish is just to get enough money to spend on what I like and to my own happiness.

Wearing: the most used sweater I have that I refuse to give away no matter how old it is, pajama pants and one of my knee high striped socks.

Favorite instrument: Violin

Aesthetic: hmmm, I'm not really sure! Any aesthetic I use for something is used to match whatever mood I am trying to give or just something that looks good.

Favorite author: myself lol

Favorite animal noise: any bird noises are my favorite noises even if it is them screaming at 2am.

Random: I once tried to impress my crush by doing a high kick with flip flops and the one that was on the foot I used ended up on my house's roof.

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Honestly the only person that comes to mind is @jae-tries-writting-stuff but there is no pressure! And it would be fun if others did it too! I would like to know about you guys if possible! I really find everyone really interesting and just want to know about silly things-

Reminds me of the time I met a guy who got stopped by the police with a car full of baby alligators.

(which were illegal, but less so than the trunk full of meth)

Beel: It’s not illegal

Police officer staring into Beel’s car trunk which is full of bread: it’s just... there’s so much-

Beel: but it’s not illegal, is it

Police officer:

Sometimes when I had a student intern, I’d bring them to court and let them sit at the counsel table with me to help me run exhibits/give me documents and such. I would often lean over and ask things like, “so, what question would you ask next?” or “is that question objectionable?” as a learning exercise.

But I’m glad I never had a private client, because looking at it from the outside, it 100 percent would have looked like I was pulling a Phoenix Wright.

Draw! The! Boys! As! Rats!

That is all, plzkthx.

What if Mammon had an albino rat?

I had a name for the rat, but then I realized it was sort of racist-

First of all this is beautiful.

Second of all my first thought was “oh hey it’s Bruise-ifer” and I am going to joke hell now, ok bye.

Some fallen lucifer :( this was greatly inspired by the song 'Saints' by Echos - and by inspired I mean I listen to only that song while I was making this because it just fit the mood for me.

MC’s from 2020 be like: How can you not like someone who will put you out of this miserable cesspool of existence? 

Some ppl: How can you like this character?! He tried (succeeded) to kill MC!

Me: Bruh... I am from Brasil... I've seen things... Too many.