I Wouldn’t Hit Him, In Part Because I Don’t Want Whatever Hideous Viruses He’s Still Carrying Around.

Holy shit this is a big mood.

(hi anxiety friend want to share unhealthy coping mechanisms under a weighted blanket sometime?)

No, YOU live in a society. I live in between scenarios I made up about Obey Me: SWD in order to fall asleep and escape my debilitating anxiety

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

OH MY GOD THE NOSTALGIA

Sesshomaru was legit one of the first anime boys I simped for.

SESSHOMARU ☽ 殺生丸

I’ll simp Lucifer all day long and nobody can stop me

Don’t think you can make me feel bad about it cause I’m already dead inside

not y’all bashing people for what character they simp for

Modest proposal: we let the billionaires keep their obscene tax cuts, but in exchange we guillotine one for the Super Bowl halftime show every year.

Nah, it’s cool, in the year 2021 he’s an upper middle class white guy named Seightynn.

real subtle, guys

(you must read this book, it is not optional)

sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess

Literally what happens every time my dog sees himself in the mirror.

MIRROR DOG WON’T PLAY WTF

Mammon: [screaming]

MC: What happened?

Asmo: I don't know, I think he saw himself in the mirror

Mammon: ASMO THERE'S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL

Asmo: It's okay Mammon. Just introduce yourself, I'm sure he's nice!

I actually like these! You could add brush strokes/texture or something like that and it would be an Impressionist Obey Me!

Today I hope to give you nightmares so may I present... my art without lineart 😌

A sexy college professor.

Why yes, we can study anatomy all day, daddy.

i see no difference.