Second In The Back Of Dark's Car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Purple: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Purple: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Yellow: Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?

Dark: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU BETRAYED ME" then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.

Yellow:

Yellow: I like the way you think.

Yellow: Hey everyone, what color shirt am I wearing?

Red: Gray

Second: Gray

Green: Gray

Purple: Grey

Yellow, turning to Blue: Now tell them what color you thought it was.

Blue, softly: Dark white...

Navy: Hey-

King: Leave before there is a serious misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Green: Purple, do you love me?

Purple: Of course I do!

Green: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Purple: Well, of course I… would…

Green: I mean something really, really—

Purple: Green, what did you do?

*queue influencer arc montage*

Dark, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Chosen, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-