Dark: I’ve Only Ever Said ‘I Love You’ To Two People In My Entire Life. Chosen And A Guy In A Dark

Chosen: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Dark: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Chosen: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Dark: Oh, no, I do.

Chosen: Well, what is it?

Dark: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Dark: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Dark: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Second: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Dark: Yes.

*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

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*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day

Chosen, talking to Second: Well Second, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Dark do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Second: …

Dark, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

King: Can you friends be serious for 5 seconds?

Purple: Their record is 4, but I think they can do it

Chosen: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Dark, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Chosen: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

Chosen: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Second: It's kind of complicated, but Dark-

Chosen: Got it. Forget I asked.