King: Can You Friends Be Serious For 5 Seconds?

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

Dark: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Second: What?

Dark: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Dark: *walks into the room*

Second: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?

Chosen: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.

Green: When was the last time you cried?

Purple: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?

Green: Really? That recent?

Purple: Y-Yeah, is that an i-issue? *starts crying again*

Purple: *Stands in trash can.*

Green: Purple, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

Dark: Goodnight to the love of my life, Chosen, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Purple: Hi, do you take walk-ins?

The Morgue: What?

Yellow: Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?

Dark: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU BETRAYED ME" then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.

Yellow:

Yellow: I like the way you think.

Purple: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Chosen: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Chosen: What an idiot.

Chosen: *realizes it's Dark*

Chosen: Wait, that's MY idiot!