Green: Who Hurt You?

Second: Why are you late?

Yellow: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Second: Overslept?

Yellow: Overslept.

Blue: When's the last time you slept?

Yellow: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Yellow: A few- how many?!

Yellow: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Blue: What you need is sleep!

Chosen: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Dark: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Chosen: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Dark: Oh, no, I do.

Chosen: Well, what is it?

Dark: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Yellow: I'm the smartest, wisest person of the group

Green: Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Yellow: I paid for my candy bar, I'm getting my candy bar.

Dark, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

Dark: ~I'm gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Dark: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

Dark: ~I will destroy the fucking Earth.~

Chosen: You know, I'd love a partner who's sensitive, caring, and willing to do anything for me.

Dark: *explosions in the distance*

Chosen:

Chosen: I want that one.

Dark: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Dark: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Second: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Dark: Yes.

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Chosen: What do you have?

Dark: A KNIFE!

Chosen: NO!