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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out
have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else
when your friend is in january 1st and you’re in december 31st
happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
Guys, can anyone find me that one video of someone saying "i seriously love bunnies", and then the bunny knocks off the food plate and the person goes like "WHAT THE HELL?? WHAT IN THE WORLD???"
Please, it's like, a stim for me and i can't find the video and it makes me kinda nervous.....
December 24, 9 PM EST: From here on in I shoot without a script.
northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
A lot of parents shouldn’t be parents. Which is not me advocating for eugenics. Sex ed, abortion and birth control should be free and easily accessible and we should create culture that doesn’t treat reproducing as inherently altruistic and moral and makes it more acceptable to choose not to have kids. It’s an extremely weighty irreversible choice but it should always be a choice. You should have a damn good reason to have a child instead of it being something you do to tick off a box. If you don’t like kids and you don’t want to sacrifice your time and money to your kids, don’t have a kid. This isn’t an anti-parent anti-kid kid rant, it’s just so sad to see how many parents are kind of meh about their kids or straight up open about regretting them and to remember how many of my friends and classmates growing up had shitty parent horror stories.
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
Garashir nation???? We're back???
my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time
i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen
mine was definitely Eragon
december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.
Hello wicked fandom <3
colorblindness check! make sure you can see all of the shapes in the circles; if not, that might mean you've lost some of your ability to see color!
ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
arcane discourse outside of tumblr is really something else huh
and everytime we punch i get this feeling and everytime we hit i swear i can fly. cant you feel my heart beat fast? im gonnna beat your ass. gonna end your lifeee
reblog and put in the tags a movie and an album that were released on your birthday (any year)