bluejay19xx
do you ever look at someone and think “i miss the days when i could rely on you”
today, my sister did jazz hands in my direction, but only used one hand. she half-jazzed it.
hey how about we just… extricate zachary levi’s voice from his body. like ariel. and give it to eugene. mentally. not physically. like, they share a voice, but they are Very Different.
either that or we just headcanon varian as trans and autistic even harder and make so much fanfic and fanart of him & eugene being besties.
he just wanted to be involved in the conversation
he just wanted to understand
Ford horrific misunderstanding
Pls don't tag this as stancest, I will fucking cry
What are some of your favorite Hugo headcanons because I love seeing what people think of him
AH IT’S HAPPENING
-i love robotic arm hugo. i think it’s an absolutely fantastic concept. however, if that were the case, he’d either have to have lost his arm or been born without it. either way, i imagine donella had to do surgery both on his shoulder and his brain to attach it, which gives him phantom pains. varian’s noticed that hugo tends to use his human arm for things, but he didn’t put it together until he grabbed hugo’s metal wrist a bit too hard and saw him wince.
-he’s insecure about his singing voice and usually sings out of key to tick people off, but when he actually tries to sing— be it to calm someone down, or serenade varian— it sounds incredible.
-he has worn a dress to smuggle stolen objects in, multiple times. that made him begin to feel introspective before he Noped himself right out of that spiral. (i think he’s genderfluid/genderqueer, but he’s usually okay with being called he/him when he knows it’s someone who would adjust the term if asked.)
-he does Not like bugs. bugs of any kind. even butterflies are pushing it.
-the absolute biggest sap, but all on the inside. varian loves in feelings and gestures, and he does great with words of affirmation, but hugo’s mind is like a poetry mill that never stops. if anyone was able to tell what yearning, dramatic thoughts he was thinking, they would never let him hear the end of it.
-he had a celebrity crush on the alchemist of old corona. and eight different conspiracy theories. this is a pretty common hc but i love it.
-attracted to varian’s “villain voice”. nuru judges him so hard for that.
-a huge love language of his is physical touch, but he’s trained himself out of it. fast forward a few years after the events of vat7k, and you will see hugo glomping onto his chosen people.
-horrible at art. he can draw blueprints and schematics, but he cannot draw people. he’s only managed to draw his robot mouse by thinking of her as various mechanical parts. he tried to draw himself once at eight and once at nineteen and both drawings look the same.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE ASK 😭 NEVER HESITATE TO SEND THEM
choosing to believe that rapunzel didn’t check on varian because she got hit by the Bad Writing Curse that left her suspended translucently in the air for the three to five months that passed. she was just ghostly and floating in a comatose state with the words BAD WRITING CURSE printed in times new roman font down the length of her body. and then the three to five months were up and she was suddenly rejuvenated. and nobody else checked on him because they were all so worried about her. and then varian learns of the curse and asks “is that what made me make the ‘sweep you off your feet’ joke?” and everybody says some variation of “no, that was just you being a cringey teenager.” and he goes “dang it” and kicks one of his prison bars.
Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right
so weird to me that babies can laugh. you are 5 months old and you are cackling as if you already have evil machinations a-brewing within your fragile skull.
only been on tumblr for a few days and already it’s like “yeah this is where i go. this is my enclosure.”
queer | they/he/she | non-toxic Christianity | deaf | unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls | stanford pines defender
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