it was legendary [gunshots] it was momentary [tires screeching] it was unnecessary [explosion][glass shattering] should’ve let it stay buried [sirens][people screaming]
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 😭
"They don't teach us about that in school how am I supposed to know" well you seem to know a lot about Bakugou but they don't teach you about him in school. Do they
Midoriya, barging in: I think I'm in love with Kacchan.
Todoroki: ...Sorry?
Midoriya: I'm definitely in love-
Todoroki: No I heard you the first time, and I feel very sorry for you.
The Prophecy - Taylor Swift.
Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
like i feel like im going absolutely insane with how much intentional self infantilization im seeing women my age doing.. and then acting like im a wackjob for being like “i don’t think thats cute and i find it insulting” i want to be taken seriously i want to be regarded as intelligent and bright and capable. i dont want to act like a high school sophomore when im a 24 year old woman with loans and bills and wisdom to share and learn. im a human being and im tired of being roped into this weird culture of “20-something teenage girls” it’s time to fucking grow up and if you can’t or won’t do that then leave me absolutely out of it and speak only for yourself. your female ancestors would find you an embarrassment.
Bakugou: Hey nerd
Deku: Yes kacchan?
Bakugou: The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, wanna fig-
Deku: Uhm, actually, Kacchan! That's a common misconception! The strongest muscle in the body is the masseter; a muscle in the jaw that is responsible for-
Bakugou:
"I wouldn't marry me either"
"I'd marry you with paper rings"
and the universe said, "You have played the game well"
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