Hi Guys! This Isn’t An Update, It’s A Question. I’m Feeling Very Tempted To Write My Own Fics,

Jeongin killed me 😭

skz as shit i've heard people in my uni say (warnings: swearing, mentions of whoring around)

chan: you don't understand, even my diarrhea smells of feminism at this point

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut!

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

han: i can't let people know i text c.ai in my free time

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked our reservations under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his partner: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk

QUICK UPDATE!

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GIVEN ME REQUESTS:

I’m so sorry that I’m taking so long to complete them 😭. They’re all so amazing and I’m trying as hard as I can to complete them. Thank you so much for your patience and I hope you can forgive my TERRIBLE time management skills.

For the fake text .. idk if you have done this but how about jealous possessive skz?

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I finally finished this one! Please enjoy this and this anonnie!

Hi!

If you don't mind, how about bsfs to lovers fake text?

Hii! I recently did one with Chan. Other members coming soon! I hope you like it!

cheesy- seungmin

-texts with seungmin where you send (or at least attempt to) some cheesy pick up lines!

➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪

➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪

Hiiii!! I have an angsty idea for SKZ fake texts but if it’s not something you’d write it’s fine! What about dad!skz texting their late wife a couple years after she died, like bitter sweetly giving updates on their child😭 Idk why I like breaking my heart😭🤣

idk why you like breaking it either 😭. I hope you enjoy this and this, and it succeeds in making you die a little on the inside.

Seungmin, staring at Hyunlix: Perfect. What a perfect couple. Seungmin, turning to face Minsung, as Minho attempts to pet his cats while caress Jisung, who is desperately trying to get away but secretly enjoying it: Then there’s this.

I saw your tag about being so upset about Felix’s black hair being gone and I felt so validated because SAME😭😭it’s completely up to him to dye his hair whatever he wants but we’re all allowed to have our own opinions and I personally 🩷love🩷 his natural black hair. I was so happy when he dyed it back and now finding it’s gone is like🥺💔but ya know, it is what it is LOL what does any of this matter anyways, I just had to rant for a bit🤣😂😂

Your rant is so relatable I almost cried 😭. I LOVE HIS BLACK HAIR TOOO! Like I get that he’s allowed to do whatever he wants with his hair but it’s going to FALL OFF if he dyes it one more time istg.

Minho: Who ate my yogurt?!?! I’m about to KI-

Jeongin: It was me. Sorry hyung.

Minho: Kiss you on the forehead. You really haven’t been eating enough Innie. *walks away* Jeongin: It’s safe to come out now. Hyunjin: Have I mentioned how much I love you?

Jeongin: Cut the crap. Pay up.

Hyunjin, pulling out $20 and grumbling: You can really tell Minho hyung raised you.

241123 | translation © channie_says gremlinisms [grɛmlɪnizəms] (noun) ⁝⁝ 23 / ?? playful, mischievous behavior adopted by cute dongsaengs when they’re feeling particularly feisty .