Me after watching Infinity War and not knowing how to cope
The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.
Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”
Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”
Ancient Proverb
“are you ok?” lol fuck no
“oh god is he still talking about pitbulls” you bet i am
This months Patreon stickers are the bat cat~
If Loki had taken over Earth, music and art programs would have finally got more funding than sports.
dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men
Me when I hunt down the Russo brothers