REBLOG IF YOU THINK LOKI IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN ALL NINE REALMS.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

If Loki had taken over Earth, music and art programs would have finally got more funding than sports.

Best of Brie Larson during Captain Marvel promo.

“oh god is he still talking about pitbulls” you bet i am

Someone: Bisexuals don’t exist

Me: I can’t go to work sir, I don’t exist

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

So basically what I’ve gathered from the Endgame spoilers I’ve seen so far is that, while Thor is the Protector of the Lesbians, the lesbians are the Protectors of the Spiderman

It’s almost the 4th of July don’t forget to salute America’s Ass!!!!!

Tessa said BI VALKYRIE RIGHTS!!!!

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Lemon Meringue Cupcakes