Some Of You Never Woke Up After Heart Transplant Surgery And Discovered That Your Boyfriend, Zayn Malik,

If Loki had taken over Earth, music and art programs would have finally got more funding than sports.

Tessa said BI VALKYRIE RIGHTS!!!!

bonus:

Best part of Thor Ragnarok:

Hela:Kneel.

Loki:I beg your pardon?

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

It’s almost the 4th of July don’t forget to salute America’s Ass!!!!!

whoop there it is

Isn’t it weird that we were all so excited for Infinity War and now the majority of us wish it never happened?

me: *in the middle of coming out*

my brain: “i thought you were american”

nobody:

phase 4 of the mcu:

The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”