Isn’t It Weird That We Were All So Excited For Infinity War And Now The Majority Of Us Wish It Never

Me after watching Infinity War and not knowing how to cope

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

Fan theories before Infinity War: Haha I wonder if they’ll make a mustache joke or Sherlock joke! Maybe we’ll see Hawkeye do a cool thing and have a side quest :)

Fan theories after Infinity War: IF THEY DONT BRING EVERYONE BACK TO LIFE AND DECAPITATE THANOS WHILE PUTTING MY HEART BACK IN MY CHEST I WILL FUCKING DIE.

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

the best way to enjoy star trek is to just never talk to other star trek fans about star trek

no offense to queen but the version of Somebody to Love in Ella Enchanted when anne hathaway sings it at the giant’s wedding is still my favorite that shit SLAPS

BRACE YOURSELF

THE GRAPE SQUAD

It’s almost the 4th of July don’t forget to salute America’s Ass!!!!!

I’ve always felt like I’ve had the ability to choose which roles I was going to play. I don’t think that the industry agreed with me, but I’ve always had a bit of a headstrong attitude of only doing the things that I really believe in and want to explore.

The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”