Fan Theories Before Infinity War: Haha I Wonder If They’ll Make A Mustache Joke Or Sherlock Joke! Maybe

marvel: thanos will return

me: i think the fUuUuUck not you Trick Ass Bitch

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

Peter b Parker: so who’s president here anyway?

Miles: Bernie Sanders? Term is almost up though but Michelle Obama is running in the next election. Who’s president in your universe?

Peter:

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

Spider-man: Far From Home, (2019) spoiler without context

The UK @waterstones special edition of Wayward Son is RIDICULOUSLY GOOD. There’s a sprayed edge that MATCHES BAZ’S SUIT. (That’s a Kevin Wada illustration exclusive to the UK.) Also an illustrated page, signed by me! Order here. They do ship internationally. Here is a guide to all the English language editions of Wayward Son. I’ll post translations here, too, when I have news. 

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows

Brie Larson for PORTER Magazine (2017)

Isn’t it weird that we were all so excited for Infinity War and now the majority of us wish it never happened?