Cherik Level Of Toxicity Where Charles Will Verbally Convince A Potential Love Interest To Not Fall For

done!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65781478

almost finished with my short sentryagent shot based off of one of my prompts and honestly i haven't felt this excited about writing in so long

john walker you're an asshole but they could never make me hate you

hc that wade gets kidnapped by random thugs who aren't aware that he's deadpool and wade decides to play along for shits and giggles

they call logan and tell him that they're holding wade for ransom (and logan realizes there's no real threat) and logan just snorts and says "good fucking luck" and hangs up

i hope we're not just brushing over the fact that john walker was literally about to jump to his death after watching himself be a neglectful dad

*slams credit card down* i'll take 10 of those pls

Are you guys seeing the partners in crime au vision?

dp&w fans: they were supposed to kiss

venom fans: yep

squid game fans: definitely

wicked fans: canonically they already have

logan: have you no shame

wade: we're WELL past that

imagine not only having no taste but also actively hating on something harmless that others enjoy

One day, that's all I ask. One day where people who don't like SamBucky stay out of the motherfucking SamBucky tag. You pricks are insufferable. Go talk about shit you actually enjoy and stay the fuck outta ours.

john walker: not a perfect man, but a good solider

It'll all be fun and fucking games until marvel let's Bucky call Sam, Sammy.

It'll be Canon at that point. I don't make the rules.