Neil Is Speaking

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

what the fuck was this direct

"average casino owner commits one act of terrorism a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average casino owner commits 0 acts of terrorism per year. Sigma, who lives in sky & commits over 10,000 acts of international terrorism each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

I’m starting a collection.