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Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

My phone has been on silent for over a decade.

started the apothecary diaries and i think this is my favourite scene so far. do not fuck with maomao

i haven't seen any posts about it this summer so im making my own. if you live on the east coast of the US (particularly pennsylvania, new jersey, new york, or maryland) and you see a bug that looks like this:

(and report it to your state's department of agriculture if you're in an area without a known infestation, check here)

spotted lanternflies are pretty, but they're invasive and super destructive, for more info check out your state's department of agriculture !!

La clan sibling interaction

let’s galavant with mama

Lakan: Ah yes, a bonding sketchy moment between father and daughter, wonder what moves my beautiful daughter is going to play here

maomao: let's get this bitch drunk

let's observe with mama

weevil 855

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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

Lets sneef with mama

i love this "with mama" meme. mm yes give me more baby animals with mmama.

Season 1, Episode 12

Gaoshun, in previous episodes: Master Jinshi is too attached to this toy.

Jinshi, after firing Maomao:

Gaoshun: I have very much misjudged this situation. I have to fix it or he's never going to get back to work.

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battle junkies

?????? rich people are losing it

where is any higher quality version of this image

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.