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Snow Ghost

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

Mold spore <3

There’s a Tawny Frogmouth chick currently at Zoo Atlanta, and it looks like an adorable (slightly grumpy) cotton ball!

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

When it comes to the Roseate Spoonbill, bald is beautiful! Though little teaspoons start out life with a hood of soft pale feathers over their face, they will slowly shed these feathers once they reach sexual maturity at around three years old.

Here’s a progression of spoonbills from hatchling to a mature adult so you can see what growing up looks like when you’re a roseate spoonbill

People who go crazy over the blue footed booby’s name wouldn’t be able to survive the dickcissel. Wait til they hear about the tufted titmouse. Perhaps even the Andean cock-of-the-rock.

They cannot handle the great tit

Snakes

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.

I’m losing my mind

when brennan said "we're doing steampunk" i was like "oh and siobhan's outfits are going to eat." didn't even need to see the next frame. but then i did and like

yeah. correct. can't wait to see what other runway quality looks she pulls this season

obsessed with dilf michaelis

found an old reddit AMA with brennan and discovered this gem

I’m starting a collection.

babe wake up colossal squid footage dropped

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

Made awkward eye contact with an Osprey flying overhead today

The Devils Hole pupfish can only be found in the wild in one small but deep geothermal pool. When water levels dropped during the last ice age, this group was separated from other pupfish species and evolved independently in the limestone caves of Devils Hole.

They're currently critically endangered in the wild, and at one point the population even dropped to just 35. Since then many groups have been working together to monitor and save the Devils Hole pupfish. Part of that effort includes a massive off-site replica tank of the conditions, where about 100 Devils Hole pupfish live and are studied further. ©

the best part of dropout behind the scenes content is when you think you know what the crew is going to say and then all of a sudden they're talking about something completely different. like what do you mean the d20 production team tried to invent hologram technology for mismag2?? what do you MEAN dropout producers were literally trying to contact NASA so they could send a sam reich standee INTO SPACE????