Living at Wayne Manor has got to be a trip.
Like imagine you just stayed up all night, diffused two bombs, participated in a high speed chase, fist fought a gay homophobic clown who's down bad for your father, returned home to your bat infested cave prominently featuring a dinosaur, and before you can change out of your spandex and log into the fifteen foot tall family computer, the local crime lord comes down from the mansion to tell you it's time to practice your group tictok dance so that the press keeps thinking you're a spoiled ditzy socialite trust fund baby
Tim drake outed as #1 nightwing fan
Text transcript:
Bart: Hey, Kon, doesn’t that guy remind you of Robin?
Kon: No way! Robin would never do something as geeky as wearing superhero merch! And aren’t him and Nightwing like siblings anyways?
Damian can't use the "you're not my dad" card with Bruce so he instead says "you're not my Batman". It works like a charm.
Tim: *dies* Stephanie: Timer starts now! When do you think he’ll be back? I say two months Damian: Bullshit. One month Dick: nah, half a month Bruce, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TIM JUST DIED! Jason, scratching his chin in thought: One week
Funny how all of the Robins are like:
Cass and Damian: “My parents trained me since i was young to be a top grade killer. I didn’t have a childhood and i struggle to express my feelings and connect to others due to my lack of communication and emotional development growing up.”
Jason and Dick: “My parents died because of a villain, leaving me traumatized and resentful.”
And then there’s….
Steph: “Yeah, my dad is an asshole. I just….hate him. So i became a vigilante. Why i became a Robin? I just low-key felt like it.”
Tim: “Bruce just seemed kinda…….lonely and pissy.”
i'm ngl i don't know how to use tumblr but instagram sucks so bad ohhhhhh my god just so bad i'm just posting into the void on there
anyway here i go, love laugh love tim drake
this is so sick — tbh batman ninja is still one of the best batman movies i've seen, please if you haven't watched it already, consider this my recommendation please and thank u xoxoxo
Official poster for Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League
i have been trying to find the fanfiction that inspired this page, but i cannot for the life of me remember anything about it, sigh sigh, so i guess none of us will have any context for this and we can all just use our imaginations today:/
Edit!: loosely inspired by calumma —cassiopeia721 — chapter 8: Collision
((also looking at this now i realised i never finished rendering it, but this is from a while ago and i wanted to post))
chill and laidback dude who is very normal about 1998 young justice core four & friends (guys i'm funny and talented and modest i swear) (plz check out my art luv u lots)
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