Is Stealing Still A Crime If You Only Have One Banana In Your Cart And The Queue Is Unfairly Long?

Is stealing still a crime if you only have one banana in your cart and the queue is unfairly long?

- A tired and hungry Ravenclaw at the cash register

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Why was "nerd" ever an insult?

I mean, why was (or is) being passionate about a book or a show or f*ing SCIENCE ever looked down on? Can somebody pleeeease explain this to me? I genuinely don't get it.


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Road trip aesthetics when you're underage

* Stopping at the gas station and buying incredibly overpriced granola bars because you're a stupid lazy fuck who left all the snacks at home

* Struggling with the seat belt

* Having no data in the middle of the woods

* Fighting with your father for the right to pick the music (and losing eventually)

* Numb ass

* Trying to concentrate on reading but failing

* Begging your father to stop in the meadow so you could run through the grass but not getting permission to do it

* Akward silence for 3+ hours

* Dehydration though you brought water

Road Trip Aesthetics When You're Underage

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What if we unexpectedly kissed on the stage while performing King Lear before I confessed to the crime you'd committed and went to jail comparing our story to Romeo and Juliette?... Jk.. Unless?..


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Gladly dude

This website is so damn large why don't I have friends here

Exept for you, @anananina

White people saying "Don't you dare call me a racist" is so ridiculous.

If you're called out, there's little chance you are innocent. Ask what you did wrong. That's how you grow. Don't get all defensive and don't go hiding in your shell. People of color know better than you if you're being racist, simply because they're the ones who experience it.

Btw I'm white, that's just me getting annoyed at such people


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Francis Abernathy really had to hit on every single guy in his clique only to hook up with Charles high on weed during his friends funeral whom he had killed.

Really Francis there are plenty of good guys you could fuck


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“Bilingualism strikes me as a kind of synesthesia. Instead of seeing colors associated with letters and words, instead of hearing melodies, what I hear with language is the play and echo of the other language. The option to say it differently, and thus to live it differently. Language is not only a means of communication or description. It’s a framework in which we process existence. Yi writes: “It is hard to feel in an adopted language, yet it is impossible in my native language.” As every bilingual person and translator knows, there are certain words—a feeling, a way of being—that is absent in one language but perfectly brought to life in another. A word that, by existing, gives permission to be. What if you need that which does not exist in your language?”

— Yoojin Grace Wuertz, “Mother Tongue”

Алексей

Алексей

This is how you spell Alexei in russian. In case you needed it


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Looking For Someone To Run Away And Scream At The Ocean With Anyone Interested

Looking for someone to run away and scream at the ocean with anyone interested


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