What If We Unexpectedly Kissed On The Stage While Performing King Lear Before I Confessed To The Crime

I woke up to a bumblebee flying around in my room

I jumped right out of the bed and closed the door

My room belongs to the bumblebee from now on

I want to say something

Harry Potter was my shelter. I used to read and re-read the series over and over again as a means to escape reality, to escape my thoughts. When I was about 12, I started having problems with my mental health. My anxiety, social anxiety in particular, was crippling. So I was reading Harry Potter on an endless loop, obsessing to the point where I couldn't let myself go to sleep without reading at least a page from whatever book I was re-reading at the moment (yeah, I know it's bad). So the series was my escape, and it will forever have a special place in my heart.

BUT

I'm grown up now, and J. K. Rowling spouting that shit causes so much pain. Seriously, can this woman own up to her shit and just... I don't know... Shut it? Like, permanently?

Also, the series is full of harmful things which are subtle enough you don't notice them as a kid and they settle down deep inside of you and influence your view of the world (a race BORN to be slaves, antisemitic stereotypes, lack of diversity, etc) and if anyone wants to trash-talk the books with me I'm always ready.

To conclude, fuck J. K.

Let's just collectively rewrite the series

Quarantine is:

Dressing up like it's your birthday to go to the supermarket

Ruining your skin because you only eat toast and candy

Fucking up your sleep schedule bc nothing matters

Reading four books at the same time

Yearning for an adventure

Will I be enough for you?

In that moment, I was Thorn and Thorn was me

I'm torn between binging The Umbrella Academy in one sitting and savoring it one episode at a time

I've read/watched neither, so potato, potahto

Cruel choices #137: you must consume one - and only one - of the following pieces of media.

1. Sailor Moon retold in the style of a 19th Century Russian philosophical novel.

2. The Brothers Karamazov retold in the style of a magical girl anime.

I'm so normal about them☺️☺️ *starts vibrating at a frequency only bats can hear*

i love this ship so much (they bring me immense emotional pain)

Watching How To Get Away With Murder and reading The Secret History at the same time is such a surreal experience. I've already started to get the characters from the book confused with the characters from the show

Today is the day of me asking for a realistic non-native English speaker

I wanna see a bilingual person that doesn't have to search for words and has a great vocabulary but, however, still has to ask for a defenition of a certain word they didn't quite understand in someone's speech from time to time.

Non-native speakers (and native speakers as well) can't know all the words in the language, and non-natives usually have a smaller receptive vocabulary than a native speaker.

if i had a nickel for every time i watched love for love's sake while hungover i would have 2 nickels. it's not weird that it happened twice, i plan on having many more nickels