I'm So Normal About Them☺️☺️ *starts Vibrating At A Frequency Only Bats Can Hear*

I can't believe that I only just found out that Mad World and Everybody Wants To Rule The World were created by the same band

This is the best piece of Tumblr writing hands down

My favourite, favourite, favourite thing in The Heart Killers is watching Fadel watching Style. Fadel is so far gone, he is so deeply, irreconcilably down the rabbit hole of love with this insane bubblegum pink ferret and the way he just watches him with a combination of confusion, fascination, anger and utter helplessness, either completely in denial of his feelings or, the other devastating option, guard completely down, a puddle of vulnerability watching this care bear on acid with tenderness and love and still that lingering fear and desperation, the way that all plays out on Fadel’s face is just wonderful.

And the kicker is while Fadel is going through this entire journey, you go wide screen to see what he’s seeing and it’s Style, the human equivalent of a runaway hamster in one of those plastic balls, rolling around in a crop top squawking. This. This is your man Fadel. This is your beloved. The court jester jingle jangling his bells and tap dancing. That’s him. That’s the source of your pain and confusion and lust and love and your peril and your desire and your hope and your future. Jingle jangle.

Bl shows and alcohol.

Mr. Collins : Marry me, Elizabeth!

Elizabeth : Dude no-

Mr. Collins : I will wait for your answer

Elizabeth : My answer is-

Mr. Collins : It is not uncommon for women to reject the man because they want them to try harder next time

Elizabeth : I LITERALLY JUST SAID NO-

Mr. Collins : I will ask you again later

Elizabeth : You don't need to I just said no (and call me a delicate female again I will bitch slap your whiny ass)

Mr. Collins : Oh, you're so charming I know your parents will accept

Elizabeth : *flips the table*

If AM by Arctic Monkeys is the soundtrack to your crush, you know you're in deep you've dreamt about them nearly every night this week

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

Okay but why doesn’t anybody talk about the parallel between Crowley and Aziraphale at the end. Like, they both had one earthly posession that was precious and meant a lot to them - the bookshop and the Bentley. And both went down in flames. Both Crowley and Aziraphale lost the only thing they loved on earth apart from each other

every fucking year we get another "no seriously tumblr is dying for REAL this time" scare and at this point i'm just taking an exhausted drag of a cigarette and staring out the window knowing damn well you are not even going to get me looking at another social media platform until either every last one of my beloved mutuals jumps ship to the same alternative or i log on here one day and there are actually red flashing lights all over my dash and an alarm blaring and a robotic voice telling me This Site Will Self Destruct In 24 Hours

God dammit I wanna learn archery

Okey Google where do I find a crossbow

Oh, noooo

I made a "Which Nancy Drew Culprit are you?" Quiz as a way of procrastinating, enjoy !